J.D.

It's beautiful

Well, at least I got to see the last two minutes of Tatum's first game back!

15 minutes...

YOU FOOLS. NOW KRISTI NOEM HAS MORE TIME TO SPEND KILLING PUPPIES

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

text of official creative commons license: "Jon's cardamom joke © 2026 by Jon Bois is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International"

i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father

Damn

We're out of tech ideas so let's just add Asshole Mode to all products.

The Walkman that spits at you. The microwave that slaps you in the back of your head when you turn around. The soap that steals your identity and sells it on the dark web

The President told me he keeps losing ships escorting oil in the strait so I asked how many ships he has in the strait and he said everytime one sinks he sends in another one afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding ships to Iran and then his Admiral started crying.

Oh yeah. Fuck Kevin Porter Jr

Can it just happen already? I'm tired of waiting

these people should all hang

Killing him and also opposition leaders leads me to think they just typed into their ai "Iranian leaders where to kill?" and then used that list without a second thought.

They're lazy and stupid

Israel, immediately after vaporizing a bunch of little girls:

Thunder fans keep changing "No AC," but it still hasn't been fixed.

Rough

Ana Kasparian has been a fucking idiot for a long time

Loving the new Windows update that completely changed the start menu and makes opening file explorer lag for an entire minute

It's a concentration camp for kids. That's what we have now.

finding out one of your least favorite NBA players of all time didn't even have his own bit is an invigorating hit of hateration

💀💀💀

Do yourself a favor: Get a good pair of wired headphones and play "Easy Lover" by Philip Bailey and Phil Collins as loud as they can go

The perfect weekend: NMSU beats UTEP and the Celtics beat the Lakers

In my experience, guys named Jesus usually go by Chuy

Beating a rival at home is always fun. Having their head coach crash out and try to fight your school's coach is just a cherry on top

Duck Duck Go Dynasty

The tariffs can still be enacted if Mike Pence has the courage

Celtics basketball, am I right?