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I can think of no higher compliment.

He's in the overhead.

The worst thing you can do is confuse front to back with a claymore mine.

The whole Star Wars thing, but directed by Peter Jackson.

So Terry Pratchett isn't dead?

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Did you just accuse me of writing something?

You missed the whole being dead thing.

Tbf the Proceedings of the North Worcestershire Natural Philosophical Society can be a bit racey.

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No.

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You can write?

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Submitted my script for a sitcom set in a funeral home.

Burn, Bury, British Museum. .

Waiting to hear back.

No.

Because he has a pen.

And, no.

It isn't.

Fighting talk fat boy.

ABOVE AVERAGE HEIGHT*

*For the seventh

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We've been to Lidl twice this week.

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It's Scotlandshire kickball Col.

No one cares.

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Here I am with all this disposable income and most of my favourite authors are dead.

Correction. @simon-scarrow.bsky.social did follow me in the other place but doesn't here.

An oversight on his part, no doubt.

Unless he's gone a @russincheshire.bsky.social and forgotten the little people.

CC @colken.bsky.social

Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) BECAUSE I HAVE LEARNED FUCK ALL! Rare ribeye steak, seasoned wedgies, roast flat mushrooms, grilled & herb crusted tomato, and a dippy egg

Lower tables. Spam Anglaise

Vegan/vegetarian option. Trill

Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.

It did.

Until the fucking archaeologist turned up.

Grave robbing cunts.

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A very happy Mondayeve to all the non retired folk out there.

Yes.

Possibly.

No.

Maybe.

It continueth.