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But doctor, I replied, bursting into tears, I ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ universally beloved bluesky personality Microplastics Sommelier Boston area coffee-milk advocate โš“๏ธ | Astro PhD ๐Ÿ”ญ | he/him | Exact Same Politics As You Reskeets = Endorsing me as a person

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there are children on this web site who donโ€™t even know about alf hog. theyโ€™re not teaching about alfโ€™s hog in the schools anymore. the children arenโ€™t learning our history.

07.03.2026 06:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

why are taters the only thing weโ€™ve totted

06.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 496 ๐Ÿ” 113 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

sometimes i think "it's too late to post. i don't want anyone to know that i'm still awake."

07.03.2026 05:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sagrada familia. i can appreciate the whole deal with its story, but don't love the outcome.

07.03.2026 05:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 164 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Iโ€™ve read so much about how badly Mill Pond smelled before they filled it in; if i ever get my hands on a time machine, i know where iโ€™m going first.

07.03.2026 04:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

years ago, we were playing the "what celebrities do we all look like" game with some friends and a few randos and one of them said i resembled "mark duffalo." i don't look much like mark ruffalo, but i assume i'm a spitting image for this duffalo guy.

07.03.2026 04:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"everything going on" not exactly winning any popularity contests

07.03.2026 03:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lmao

07.03.2026 03:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
r/boston u/sevargmas โ€ข 7d โ€ข i.redd.it
Can someone help a non-Boston person understand this map? (More details in post comment)
So we are a help desk now?
Illustration of early Boston
I'm watching The American Revolution series by Ken Burns, and they keep using this map. It doesn't make any sense to me. Can someone help me understand this on a modern map?

r/boston u/sevargmas โ€ข 7d โ€ข i.redd.it Can someone help a non-Boston person understand this map? (More details in post comment) So we are a help desk now? Illustration of early Boston I'm watching The American Revolution series by Ken Burns, and they keep using this map. It doesn't make any sense to me. Can someone help me understand this on a modern map?

(looks at photo from the past) why is this different?

07.03.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's possible that he's been skinny al sharpton longer than big al sharpton at this point...but i know which postage stamp i'm voting for

07.03.2026 02:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

would never date, but iโ€™d appear in his music video

06.03.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my tl;dr on that phenomenon is that economic elites care about subjugating the rest of society as much as (if not more than) they care about their bank accounts

06.03.2026 17:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bluesky is where all the coolest 50-somethings hang out and refer to the youngest posters (age 38) as kids

06.03.2026 14:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 189 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

slangmaxxed

06.03.2026 12:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h โ€ขโ€ขโ€ข My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

โ€œI have usernames older than you.โ€.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 20257 ๐Ÿ” 4286 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 756 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1117
Amanda Seyfried looking aghast

Amanda Seyfried looking aghast

06.03.2026 04:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

great news

06.03.2026 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry iโ€™ve been offline most of the dayโ€”are we still saying โ€œ__moggingโ€ a lot?

06.03.2026 04:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Senator-involved arm fracturing"

06.03.2026 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'scapejerry' was actually a common occupation in the middle-ages. few know this.

06.03.2026 02:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
reddit posts a sampling for the search penable 

penabled my daughter
penabled a 9 yo girl today
ive been penabled
I want to penable by coworker, suggestions?
pen and ink to PENable a 12 year old

reddit posts a sampling for the search penable penabled my daughter penabled a 9 yo girl today ive been penabled I want to penable by coworker, suggestions? pen and ink to PENable a 12 year old

I have been a fountain pen user for a decade plus but I have never ventured onto r/fountainpen and I just learned that they calling getting others into fountain pens penabling and I just cannot

06.03.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 95 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

new icon?!?!

06.03.2026 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that is so sad, very sorry for your loss ๐Ÿ’”

06.03.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

murkwort mcgoggins
marshweed minnows
mugabe muffins

(It's a crying shame this site doesn't have a gif of Moira Rose's wine commercial.)

05.03.2026 23:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

morky whino mulhair

05.03.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Marked-Down Fulham

05.03.2026 23:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maquis munchkins

05.03.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

waynemark mungbeans

05.03.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1