dad ☭

Just a few more hours and then I’m off on vacation with the love of my life

So are we gonna have civil war part 2 because we need to k*ll all the pedophiels right

The number of people currently in ICE custody is now over 73,000, the most in history.

New cat wall just dropped

My fucking heart

My day is destroyed bc of the dead cat I saw on the side of the road with a fucking sweater on. God I cannot stop sobbing

All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences

Florida as a whole has a lot of work to do, but Jacksonville is a great place imo. Democratic mayor, building new parks constantly, new plans to make the downtown area more enjoyable and walkable, this place has loads of potential

I might get cancelled for this,,,,,,,, but I actually reallly enjoy living in Jax FL bc every weekend there are events, things to do, the weather is phenomenal, idk maybe my seasonal depression isn’t so bad out here

Wifey got us e-bikes for my birthday this year and oh my god I’m obsessed

They are heaven

Sleeping cats

Your prayers worked. I did great.

I know there was a ticket war for these, but I was god’s favorite that day. Chicago will be funnnn

Thank you 😭😭😭😭😭

I take my physics test this weekend pls pray for me I may push it back

I have 5 kids

Dump

I love my cats so much

Me after work

He’s so fucking pretty

“What if democrats responded meaningfully in this moment”

What if the world was made of pudding

Honorable mentions that I also sent:

Idk what kind of God she believes in lol

What my niece texted me vs what I sent her

I just know the company I work for secretly hates me because I downgrade everyone I can lmao yall are paying for too much bandwidth for your internet I promise you

No one will stop me from building a little neighborhood book house with only the communist manifesto in it. It’s my yard, like this is what America wants

Woke up still pissed off that Ethel Cain isn’t coming to Florida (her home state) for her upcoming tour. Still mad!!

I respect tf out of folks who can read multiple books at a time. I cannot do that

Helped this turtle across the road today, I’ve been doing that a lot, because they are fucking stupid and It makes me think that we need to rephrase the “why did the chicken cross the road” because the animal that crosses the road the most IMO is the raccoon, armadillo and the turtle.

If you EVER see me walking around in a pair of “hey dudes” just go ahead and shoot me, I’ve become too Floridian