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She is absolute perfection, and I question every day how I did that. And celebrate her.

We did each others makeup. We’re fine. Stop being mad at each other, and start being mad at the system.

I went from crying every time that song came on to what the fuck so quickly.

I’m really sorry that Kobe Bryant was a rapist. It sucks to see your heroes in a bad light. I can’t believe that I need to say this, but please stop coming after my family as a result?

I’m obsessed with every single part of you. I promise it will be that way forever, baby!

It was wild.

I’ve learned a lot this weekend.

He was too humble enough to tell me that.

I’ve honestly been jokingly asking for years. It finally happened.

I was extremely conscious of the “more than three shakes and you’re playing with yourself” phrase.

Me: Oh just a couple of little shakes?

It was a revelation. We love a teaching moment.

It happened. I learned a lot.

Has every woman asked their man if they could hold his peen while he pees or is it just me?

It was a fascinating thought.

I love the relationship you two have so much. We’re so lucky to have you forever.

The sexiest.

I’m so sorry to anyone that didn’t come home today to an incredibly sexy man making them bruschetta when they don’t even like tomatoes because it’s your favorite.

And the fucking national anthem. The bartender laughed after she was fully confused so I had to tell her my husband was trolling.

I’ll always be the sword at your side baby!

Oops ;)

If we’re like this after five years, I hope we’re still like this after ten.

It was creepy.

@jorjorwel.bsky.social just told me he’s going to “talk like sexy Winnie the Pooh” all day, and you don’t even want to know what that sounds like.

I approve.

Smh

I dislike you right now.

Someone tell @jorjorwel.bsky.social that calling your wife SpongeBob Squarebutt isn’t romantic.

Hopefully tonight.

My brain hurts and all I want to do is nap, but my anxiety is so bad that said brain won’t let me sleep.

Same.