I remember the soundtrack more than the movie.
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My lunch theme was Disappointing Burrito.
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1997 when I heard them on Baseketball. Been hooked ever since.
07.03.2026 20:55
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Dear Diary,
I found a new wrinkle today…
07.03.2026 15:56
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I am in great physical pain from once again eating a concerning amount of pizza
07.03.2026 20:50
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Saw them live twice.
07.03.2026 20:31
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full frontal noodles
07.03.2026 20:27
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'I saw, I came, and ran away."
07.03.2026 20:28
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Shouldn't it be "I saw, I conquered, I came"?
07.03.2026 11:43
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🤘 Awesome band!
07.03.2026 20:28
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Reel big fish - Trendy
YouTube video by GoldfingerMusic
*now playing in the car*
“It's not so bad bein' trendy
Everyone who looks like me is my friend
Please don't hate me because I'm trendy
They're not gonna laugh at me again”
music.youtube.com/watch?v=rCVQ...
07.03.2026 20:27
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Caturday is the Sabbath keep it holy
07.03.2026 18:46
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when I die I need someone to record all of my skeets into a teddy ruxpin
07.03.2026 19:44
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Pushing in a pull door world
07.03.2026 20:23
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To the graveyard, my children! We are going to resurrect some Shanes!
07.03.2026 20:19
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Waffle cones filled with mountains of spray cheese... who's in?
07.03.2026 19:49
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“safety in numbers” i whisper, while filling my purse with donuts
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A black cat making biscuits on his side on a bed
Caturday!
07.03.2026 19:51
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Coffee so strong it rouses the dead.
07.03.2026 20:08
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Might be a slight burning sensation...
07.03.2026 19:53
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Papa John's, Pizza Hut...
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I can never walk past a sugar maple without saying I’d tap that
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It's not shart week...
Also, names like Winky, Sammy,etc.
07.03.2026 19:44
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When I think of it being almost 70 degrees Fahrenheit in a few days, I just want to _________.
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A sharps container for my used tampons
07.03.2026 19:41
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My trip hazards have names...
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now that I’m older, I try to be tidy because tripping could result in a broken hip.
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i used to smoke cigarettes. candy cigarettes. then i went on the patch. sour patch. now im clean. mr clean . in this ted talk, i will
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