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Amazon Best Selling Low Fantasy Author, Gonzo journalist, creator of The Dispatches From Appalachia, Occasionally a Game Designer, Humorist, Appalachian activist, part-time historian, Dirty liberal punk, and wizard's apprentice.

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Evan Greer and Tom Morello

Evan Greer and Tom Morello

meep it's bandcamp friday and i have yet to shamelessly promote my own music. um, go buy some of my music please?

here's a photo of Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine holding my album so you know i am cool

please think i'm cool?

evangreer.bandcamp.com

06.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 103 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mr. Gentleman wants you all to know that you should buy copies of Sarah Corbin’s Bloody Revenge and American Mystic: The Life, Death, and Rebirth of Jimmy Wonderful.

Buy my books. Get Mr. Gentleman more treats and toys.

Don’t make him send Kiki - Kiki gets too emotional.

06.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't stress enough how important having good music is to working on any project. As a writer, I make playlist for almost everything I work on.

06.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Daily reminder that they are still poisoning Appalachian people with tainted drinking water.

Nobody deserves to die of bad water in America. Nobody deserves to watch their family get sick because of bad water.

05.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some days being an advocate for Appalachia is harder than others. I often find it difficult to regulate my outrage when my people’s struggles are casually dismissed and our experiences invalidated.

Empathy is not judging the suffering of others, but putting yourself in their shoes and helping.

04.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That is so cool!

04.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And yes - I still count β€œget an autograph from the lady who played Ellie in Last of Us (the game) for the Sprat” as one of my β€˜made it goals’.

03.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I missed the first 20 years of the Sprat’s life because I didn’t know about her, and now I can’t imagine my life without her.

These MAGA chumps who try to make life hard for the LGBTQ+ community don’t even know what love is.

03.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sprat and Coyote Cheeseburger Adventures

03.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am often surprised by the vast differences in sensibilities that exist beyond the mountains. My mother always taught me that the worst thing any man can ever be is a hypocrite. What you say doesn't matter - its what you do that gives words their strength.

02.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody who ever treats you like you are disposable or your feelings aren't valid actually cares about you.

02.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Starving For Justice: The American Crisis of The Soul Spring has begun to seep its way through the cold and dreary elements of winter here in Appalachia. The sun peeks out from behind the…

Without empathy, stability, and justice - our nation withers and sickens from a starvation of the soul. We must resist. We must learn to live lean and nourish our own hearts, not simply as a matter of survival...

But as an act of defiance.

#Hope #Essay #Resist #America

02.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Last Ride of Pride’s Imperial Prince I was six years old the first time that I was ever placed on the back of a horse. Sonny the Pony was purchased for me by my father (at my…

There's plenty of awesome women to write about in Appalachia's history, and I encourage you to check out the Dispatches and read some of their stories. That said, I'm kicking the month off with this one about my mom.

Share it around if you like it.

She would have got a kick out of that.

#Love

01.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look, I’m just saying that if we get Spiderman and Superman crossovers, we can have a Squirrel Girl/Birds of Prey crossover written by @gailsimone.bsky.social

Squirrels of Prey.

Get on it Marvel/DC/Amalgam!

01.03.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Innocent people dying so a narcissistic sociopath can look strong isn’t a distraction - it’s an atrocity.

01.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You ever get that feeling the people in your circle don’t want you around?

28.02.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Poison For Our Ponds and Slurry For Our Sinks I can hear my daughter’s roosters crowing as I settle in behind my keyboard this morning. It’s chilly out there, and on a cool morning like…

Because the Dispatches were calling attention to the issue long before the big shots got in on the game...

I'm not going to be quiet until every man, woman, and child in West Virginia can drink clean safe water!

#WVWater #Appalachia #WaterCrisis

28.02.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know, call it a crazy thought, but I believe that the American people need affordable food, shelter, and healthcare much more than we need another war.

Give us bread, not bombs, you rotten bastards!

28.02.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When The Black Waters Came: The Buffalo Creek Disaster The Day The Black Water Came

In honor of the anniversary of the Buffalo Creek disaster, here's one from the vault. Check it out, share it around today, and spare a moment to remember the people that the oligarchy's greed have taken from us.

26.02.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sleepy Coyote Thought: The best thing you can be is β€˜there’. Be there for your friends, be there for the people you love, be there for the people this world knocks down. You can’t win the fight if you’re not in the fight.

-You- are good enough.

Shine on.

23.02.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Poison For Our Ponds and Slurry For Our Sinks I can hear my daughter’s roosters crowing as I settle in behind my keyboard this morning. It’s chilly out there, and on a cool morning like…

Wrote this back in May, but the water crisis is still ongoing in West Virginia. We can't allow the current administration to continue to leave these people without clean drinking water.

#WVWater #Appalachia #WaterCrisis

23.02.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know it doesn't always seem like it...but we will get through this...

22.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sleepy Coyote Thought: The forces of evil and fascism are starting to crack. Every single day they show us their incompetence, and slowly their grip is weakening.

Have hope.

-You- are good enough.

Shine on.

22.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Support Coyote Wallace Support Coyote Wallace

Broke till Tuesday. If you want to kick in and throw some tips my way - even the smallest amounts go a tremendously long ways to helping.

21.02.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There’s Something Wrong With Kentucky Senate Bill 72 There is something terribly wrong with Kentucky Senate Bill 72. Of course, at 4 a.m., there appears to be a great deal wrong with America…

The tip jar still remains empty and we're trying to survive till Tuesday. Check out the newest Dispatch, learn what vileness the Kentucky Republicans have concocted now, and maybe leave a few dollars tip.

Much love, Coyote-Fam.

21.02.2026 09:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, another day that the Dispatches didn’t earn any tips, and while that sucks - I am not discouraged. Going to try to get in bed early so I can wake up and try making another new one.

Coyotes never quit.

21.02.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Some Idiot Reads: Lost Heroes of Old Appalachia | Frank Ingham, The Man Iron Couldn’t Kill
Some Idiot Reads: Lost Heroes of Old Appalachia | Frank Ingham, The Man Iron Couldn’t Kill YouTube video by Sye Cole

Fan of The Dispatches From Appalachia, but don't have the time to read them? Maybe you just need something to listen to while making your morning drive to work?

"The Sensational" @syecole.bsky.social has you covered.

Check it out!

20.02.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trying to make at least $100 to make it till Tuesday. If you've enjoyed the two Dispatches this month, and can afford it, consider kicking in a tip to help keep your favorite coyote themed wordslinger going.

20.02.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As an Appalachian I’d like to throw into this JD Vance thing with the most devastating insult at our disposal…

JD Vance can’t make his own cornbread.

*mic drop*

20.02.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If you haven’t checked out American Mystic: The Life, Death and Rebirth of Jimmy Wonderful…

A little soft spoiler - a billionaire who thinks he should dictate how strange others can be gets punched right in the face. He’s old, white, and grotesquely wealthy.

What more can you want?

19.02.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0