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@swededweeb

Swede. Dweeb. Muse on demand. Professional money-thrower. He/him. Icon by @suburbmagpie.bsky.social. Too old

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"It was at around this time that Jimmy realized he'd fucked up"

05.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What if hadrosaurs have a smooth gait like Icelandic ponies? that would be very silly indeed

#berensart2025 #paleoart

09.03.2025 10:56 πŸ‘ 346 πŸ” 103 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

They're so pretty!

01.03.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that looks about right

28.02.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As a kid I would've been so excited to get the dragon (with extra dragon stickers!) rather than the transforming plane toy

As an adult... Probably the same. Though by now the eggs will probably get filled with genAI art, ew

26.02.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Intertidal Market’

Hit me up if you’re looking for artwork I’ve got some availability in a few weeks

24.02.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 1548 πŸ” 347 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 1

Dang - that is diligent. I'm trying to go from 98kg to 86kg myself x3

Got the walking down (2 hours every weekday, 1 hour during the weekend), just have to get around to the healthy eating part

24.02.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A cartoon illustration of a Godzilla calmly hanging out with pleasant cows in the countryside. Caption reads "He found visits to the countryside, and the cows in particular, helped calm him down."

A cartoon illustration of a Godzilla calmly hanging out with pleasant cows in the countryside. Caption reads "He found visits to the countryside, and the cows in particular, helped calm him down."

Kaiju chillout. (Get the print here: gricklemart.com/countryside-... ) #grickledoodle #kaiju #godzilla #cows #chill #calm #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

19.02.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 972 πŸ” 308 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 14
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a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

Swedes when they notice one of the SkarsgΓ₯rds sneak some swedish into one of their english-speaking characters

16.02.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The wild turkeys in Livermore were a lot more chill than these

15.02.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cute art day
@kelda.bsky.social

14.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Older monochrome comm for Lesfleurs that I really like!

14.02.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 479 πŸ” 125 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

They were channeling the willhelm scream for that one

12.02.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly hearing this makes me even happier I backed your kickstarter - I'm so sick of all the discord servers you need to check up on if you want to stay in the loop of some projects...

10.02.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know " ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "
07.02.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cyberpup

04.02.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 1733 πŸ” 326 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

I might be a professional money thrower, but I ain't throwing it in the direction of genAI

07.02.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

...goddamnit I don't have time for new kinks, I gotta take care of the ones I already have

05.02.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Weird guys are not going to be able to pass on their genes."

Sounds like a problem solving itself

03.02.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have never met Orson but I love him

31.01.2026 10:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously this - it doesn't have to mean you don't trust people, it can just mean you trust that people forget things

28.01.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My Runaway to the Stars book is coming out this year by the way πŸ‘€

27.01.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 153 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Aaa!

27.01.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same

27.01.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe speaking out loud to myself when I'm alone is just debug information

23.01.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
panel 1: close up on an astronaut’s boot being dragged across the surface of the moon.

panel 2: zooming out, we see he’s making a line in the moon dirt.

panel 3: zooming out more, we see he’s made a pretty long line

panel 4: Meanwhile, a child stares out of his bedroom window and realizes he’s being mooned. The moon was given a butt by the very dedicated astronaut. Several small steps for man, one giant butt for mankind.

panel 1: close up on an astronaut’s boot being dragged across the surface of the moon. panel 2: zooming out, we see he’s making a line in the moon dirt. panel 3: zooming out more, we see he’s made a pretty long line panel 4: Meanwhile, a child stares out of his bedroom window and realizes he’s being mooned. The moon was given a butt by the very dedicated astronaut. Several small steps for man, one giant butt for mankind.

Moon

23.01.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 219 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The main consequence of following this account on my daily life is a strong reaction against all the Dying Light diesel generators placed directly adjacent to sleeping bags

21.01.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I see we share project philosophies

21.01.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You and me both - it always bums me out when I get a sweet new boomer shooter and pulling the mouse down makes you look down. I don't live in that kind of ordered world

20.01.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was pretty lonely in my 20s until I found a Farscape fan-site and from there an IRC channel to hang out with a lot of new friends. One of which who became my better half.

I feel really bad for people missing out on that part because they ended up talking to a LLM instead

20.01.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0