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@tygs

Just a fluffy Guardian Lion vibing his way through life~ 38, He/Him

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....why is there a cuck chair?? 😂

18.02.2026 23:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Keep seeing videos of people taking off fake lips, cheeks, noses etc. when they get home.

I can't imagine going on a date with someone and waking up in the morning to find you were seduced by Mr/Ms Potato Head 😂

14.02.2026 14:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I always find it amusing when a guy at the urinal next to you immediately triangles themselves into the corner.

13.02.2026 20:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vinegar makes me fucking sweat as well 🥲 So lucky. Bitch didn't even offer to share 😂

13.02.2026 20:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Who turns up to the theatre with strong vinegar and chips in a takeaway box.....

And ofcourse they're sat next to me!

13.02.2026 19:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Seeing Cique Du Soleil Ovo for our vday celebration this year~

13.02.2026 19:20 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wolf Paw V1 (whole size only) bulk arrival date ETA is March 15th.

Going to confirm if this is to sea port or our warehouse address… almost there guys x.=.x

05.02.2026 07:55 👍 33 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0
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two women are standing next to each other in a room and one of them is wearing an orange fur coat . ALT: two women are standing next to each other in a room and one of them is wearing an orange fur coat .
29.01.2026 15:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Certainly better out than in! Hopefully it's learned it's lesson and doesn't come back~

29.01.2026 14:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ouch, that doesnt sound fun! Did they do the thing where they keep you awake for it??

Wishing you a speedy recovery!!

29.01.2026 14:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh that sucks =/ Waiting till 2 days before is nasty business.

Definitely gonna happen a lot more going forward though. The world cup and olympics are going to be fucked for sure.

I doubt they'll be letting me in while he's around as I've def been vocal!

27.01.2026 14:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fucking love getting up early for an 8:30am meeting, set up late the day before, for it to be cancelled at 8:20am....

There is a special place in the bowels of hell for people like that =/

22.01.2026 08:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sleepy princess 👑😴

16.01.2026 21:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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No matter how hot it is in summer, this bitch will not get in a paddling pool. She has, however, tried to drag me into a pond multiple times today cause ducks...

16.01.2026 11:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fuck walking to Tesco in the rain for my meal deal. Jiaozi for lunch it is!

15.01.2026 12:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Getting pretty tired of Samsung forcing extra shit I don't want on to my phone....

Recent updates keep adding AI crap I don't want, and now I have a notification telling me I MUST install a search engine app of my choice, and the system notification won't fuck off until I do...

06.01.2026 18:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jesus fuck dude, I'm so sorry to hear. Sending you and yours all my love and condolences man.

31.12.2025 23:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

- I spent too much time & emotion trying to fit in with people that have no interest in me. I chased after the wrong people instead of finding those that that actually wanted to spend time with me and be part of my life.

So 2026 I'm focusing on those that actually want to spend time with me.

30.12.2025 11:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

- I dislike conflict and like to be helpful, so I generally stay quiet when people take the piss & don't appreciate my favour or my time. But, if I don't respect my time and myself, certainly nobody else will. I won't be going out of my way for people that take the piss anymore.

30.12.2025 11:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

After an incredibly shit year, very glad 2025 is coming to an end. Not doing resolutions, but there have certainly been some lessons I've learned:

- I believe people far too much when they tell me things as I take them at face value, when really most people don't actually mean what they say.

30.12.2025 11:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Good, you deserve a break anyway! Glad you're on the up, just take your time :)

13.12.2025 16:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hope you're recovering well and have whatever support you need <3

I didn't manage to nab a NFC reg this time round, so sadly won't get to see you if you're there, but hope you're taking it easy with the preparations!

10.12.2025 22:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Aww thanks ^^ he's taken a bit of adjusting, but am definitely happy with him~ Just waiting on a custom collar and he'll be complete!

Was good seeing ya again ^^

10.12.2025 22:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Welcome back and happy birthday beautiful~

10.12.2025 22:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Ft. @kyparinoodl.bsky.social @leefolf.bsky.social
Tag whoever I miss.

07.12.2025 17:20 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

Think the fursuit adjustment was well received for the winter party ^^

07.12.2025 00:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Most seem to want to be able to purposefully infect other people...

Just nasty, fucked up people 🤷‍♂️

04.12.2025 22:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Did you know you were in Tesco's top 100 fans!?"

04.12.2025 22:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Although I've always been open and upfront about being hiv+, I've decided to remove that info from my dating profiles now.

Not because I won't disclose, I'm just done with fucked up bug chasers telling me "it's a shame" that I'm not "toxic". You people are fucking sick.

04.12.2025 18:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Yea, not really sure why they thought I needed to know what day of the year i had the most transactions on.... what am I supposed to do with that info??

04.12.2025 13:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0