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If I like your post it's probably because I think you're hot. (adult only / NSFW / etc.) (based in Vancouver, BC, ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ if you're looking to play) (DMs and unsolicited dick pics welcome, though I might not always reply)

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Screenshot from the Fetlife site. The text reads "Notifications. Your following tag suggestion has been approved: Frozen Cum".

Screenshot from the Fetlife site. The text reads "Notifications. Your following tag suggestion has been approved: Frozen Cum".

Fetlife just approved my tag suggestion and I'm thrilled. ๐Ÿ’ฆ

04.03.2026 03:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Apparently not everyone can flare their glans? I do it so much when I'm jerking off that I don't even think about it as something I'm specifically doing.

16.02.2026 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're right, that is a great look!!

16.02.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of my from the neck down, I'm wearing black boxer briefs, sitting on a towel and surrounded by wood panels.

Photo of my from the neck down, I'm wearing black boxer briefs, sitting on a towel and surrounded by wood panels.

Top down photo of my naked crotch and thighs, and you can see the wood floor.

Top down photo of my naked crotch and thighs, and you can see the wood floor.

Crotch up photo of me, from thigh height perspective. My cock and balls are all hanging low.

Crotch up photo of me, from thigh height perspective. My cock and balls are all hanging low.

Selfie angle photo of me from chest to thighs, sitting on a towel in a wood panelled sauna.

Selfie angle photo of me from chest to thighs, sitting on a towel in a wood panelled sauna.

I'm at an Airbnb that has a little outdoor sauna thing and I tried not to be turned on by it, but for all my efforts I sustained a semi most of the time I was in there.

13.02.2026 06:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've seen a few guys on MaleThingsWorn selling gummies (or #cummies) made from their cum, which is sooo hot. I have gummy molds and gelatin, but I've never made regular gummies, let alone with non-standard ingredients. Anyone out there have a recipe or instructions for making these?

26.01.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whenever I'm watching porn and one of the performers has a lengthy block of text as a tattoo, I absolutely stop jerking off for a bit to find out what it's from. I want to know what these folks are reading, even if it turns out to be misquoted from the Fast and Furious franchise.

06.02.2026 04:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ngl that looks delicious, especially with the very large stir stick included!

02.02.2026 05:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A top-down photo of my hard dick.

A top-down photo of my hard dick.

I'm tired of posting boring dick pics. Leave your requests below and I'll make them happen. (Must be things I can do solo, and no face pics).

26.07.2025 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Part of me loves these for that exact reason and the other part of me hates them because I get pee shy ๐Ÿ˜ณ hahaha.

26.01.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've seen a few guys on MaleThingsWorn selling gummies (or #cummies) made from their cum, which is sooo hot. I have gummy molds and gelatin, but I've never made regular gummies, let alone with non-standard ingredients. Anyone out there have a recipe or instructions for making these?

26.01.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glad you liked it! I wish I had more opportunities to jerk off outdoors :)

20.01.2026 03:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of my legs in a bathtub, taken from my perspective. The water is blue from a bath bomb and my legs are thicc and hairy.

Photo of my legs in a bathtub, taken from my perspective. The water is blue from a bath bomb and my legs are thicc and hairy.

Photo of my legs in a bathtub, taken from my perspective. The water is blue from a bath bomb and my legs are thicc and hairy. Just below the surface of the water, my soft cock is partly visible.

Photo of my legs in a bathtub, taken from my perspective. The water is blue from a bath bomb and my legs are thicc and hairy. Just below the surface of the water, my soft cock is partly visible.

The bathtub is a great place for a #softcocksaturday.

18.01.2026 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of my crotch area; I am wearing a pair of white Calvin Klein briefs and the tip of my cock is poking out from the top.

Photo of my crotch area; I am wearing a pair of white Calvin Klein briefs and the tip of my cock is poking out from the top.

Photo of the Calvin Klein white briefs from the previous image; cum stains are clearly visible throughout.

Photo of the Calvin Klein white briefs from the previous image; cum stains are clearly visible throughout.

Photo of the J.J. Malibu white briefs from the next image; cum stains are clearly visible throughout.

Photo of the J.J. Malibu white briefs from the next image; cum stains are clearly visible throughout.

Photo of my crotch area; I am wearing a pair of white J.J. Malibu briefs and the tip of my cock is poking out from the top.

Photo of my crotch area; I am wearing a pair of white J.J. Malibu briefs and the tip of my cock is poking out from the top.

Bought myself a little Christmas present - two cum rags from a dude on malethingsworn. They look and smell fantastic, though they're definitely a little snug on me.

31.12.2025 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Whoโ€™s from Vancouver?

22.11.2024 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 173 ๐Ÿ” 84 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
Photo of my hard dick in the foreground. My legs are stretched out into the background, and I am lying on a hotel bed with a wall mounted TV in the background.

Photo of my hard dick in the foreground. My legs are stretched out into the background, and I am lying on a hotel bed with a wall mounted TV in the background.

Another hotel, another hard-on. #hornyatthehotel

29.11.2025 23:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of my hard dick. I am lying on a hotel bed and stroking it.

Photo of my hard dick. I am lying on a hotel bed and stroking it.

Another hotel, another endless hard-on. #hornyatthehotel

11.11.2025 22:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any Vancouver-area folks about to finish #locktober, I'd be very into swallowing the month's worth of cum you've got stored up.

31.10.2025 23:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photograph. In the centre of the image is a white circular plate with a big load of cum on it. In the foreground is my hard dick with some cum still dripping from it.

Photograph. In the centre of the image is a white circular plate with a big load of cum on it. In the foreground is my hard dick with some cum still dripping from it.

Photograph. In the centre of the image is a white circular plate with a big load of cum on it. On the right-hand side is my hard dick with some cum still dripping from it.

Photograph. In the centre of the image is a white circular plate with a big load of cum on it. On the right-hand side is my hard dick with some cum still dripping from it.

I almost forgot to post these in my #hornyatthehotel series. I recently found myself at a hotel I'd stayed at before and recreated a photo I took back then.

[August 2025 / December 2016] #cum

09.10.2025 04:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
screenshot of a banner ad, the text reads "You want milked, but not of your identity. Get protected." the middle of the ad has photos of a naked and erect man from the rear, and the right side has the logo for Proton VPN.

screenshot of a banner ad, the text reads "You want milked, but not of your identity. Get protected." the middle of the ad has photos of a naked and erect man from the rear, and the right side has the logo for Proton VPN.

I think we have reached peak VPN.

23.09.2025 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh the things you could do for me if you didn't live half a planet awayโ€ฆ

17.09.2025 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Another hotel room, another boner. This time my room has a balcony! #exhibitionism #nudity #publicnudity #jerkingoff

17.09.2025 02:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photograph of my semi-hard dick and hairy bush in the foreground, in the medium distance and my bare legs on a picnic blanket, and further into the distance is sand and then the sea, all with no other people present.

Photograph of my semi-hard dick and hairy bush in the foreground, in the medium distance and my bare legs on a picnic blanket, and further into the distance is sand and then the sea, all with no other people present.

Love a quiet day on Wreck Beach, when I can air out my semi without anyone to notice.

13.09.2025 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are there any Vancouver-area #cumbulls out there? I could really use a regular supplier. #cumbullYVR #cumfetish #frozencum #cumbull

02.09.2025 03:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Okay I finally got around to reducing the video size to meet BlueSky's needs, enjoy :) #cum #tendaysofcum

04.09.2025 01:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are there any Vancouver-area #cumbulls out there? I could really use a regular supplier. #cumbullYVR #cumfetish #frozencum #cumbull

02.09.2025 03:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, how do I get ahold of that much cum?

30.08.2025 05:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Zero patience for those accounts that steal pics and repost them over here. So I made a block list!

Go to this list โ†’ tap Subscribe โ†’ tap Block accounts

Iโ€™ll be adding more accounts as I find them. ๐Ÿซก

(FIXED: this is now a proper block list)

bsky.app/profile/gaba...

12.11.2024 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 633 ๐Ÿ” 192 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
A photo of my dick and stomach, covered in cum.

A photo of my dick and stomach, covered in cum.

The video will have to wait because I suck at editing on my phone but here's a screenshot.

18.08.2025 15:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of my hard dick, with my hairy balls in the foreground and my hairy stomach and chest in the background.

A photo of my hard dick, with my hairy balls in the foreground and my hairy stomach and chest in the background.

It's been ten days since I've jerked off and I'm so ready to blow all over this hotel room.

18.08.2025 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neither. I'd start at the base of the shaft and work my way up to the frenulum, and linger there for awhile. *Then* I'd go for the tip, while my hands work the balls.

08.08.2025 11:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0