Old apartment is vacated and deep cleaned. Only thing left to do is sign my old landlord up for an Orange Theory free trial membership so they receive harping phone calls for the remainder of their pathetic life.
Okay hear me out—Stereolab pinball machine???
I mean, with concessions prices as they are, BYO shellfish is actually a steal.
I’ll bring my lunch box fanny and we can catch a flick one of these days. Holds about two dozen at temp. 😂
Gotta get shrimp cocktail, my honest go-to for a matinee.
In 6th grade my bus driver was fired by the superintendent for reasons I’ve never known. On her final route she played Peaches’ “Fuck the Pain Away” through the bus PA system and made sure every kid sang along to “Stay in school, ‘cause it’s the best—IUD SIS.” I think of her often.
Chicago’s 4th best Bone Buster, btw 😘
My beloved ❤️
Friendly reminder that enlisting restaurant workers to facilitate your romantic proposal in order to publicly peer pressure your lover into liking you is both annoying for us and very lame for you.
Lady Bunny
Loved this Halftime Show duo!
Yeah, summer spinach.
Fultongrace eventually was the one that got me to a lease, and I think part of that is because they don’t even have an app.
I don’t think you’re gullible, there’s a lot of scams out there! Often I was told I had to apply even before I could see the place. But it also gave some leads on places from independent owners. Zillow had lots from management companies, but would be leased before I could even show up to a tour.
Mostly Zillow and Craigslist, the others didn’t lead to much.
I did! Feeling relieved and excited for the change.
Deleted the apps 🥳
Great news, but nothing can ever make up for leaving “Get Together” off the tour set list in 2006.
Recently submitted an application on a place, it took about 2-3 days to process and the lease was drawn up about a day after approval.
BREAKING: The Trump administration repeatedly said the aggressive apartment raid in Chicago last fall was prompted by intel on a gang takeover.
New docs show the real motivation was to get alleged squatters. And the landlord and manager helped them.
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
Kill Bill, altered as Kill Phil. Six more weeks of winter.
Revenge is a dish best served in the cold.
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil found in the latest release of Epstein files
My metric for gauging if I’m falling in love with a guy is based upon our first kiss and whether or not it matches or exceeds the pleasures of eating Quaker Brown Sugar & Dinosaur Eggs instant oatmeal. It has never led me astray.
Funny how the bourgeois stopped ordering food through riddles and conceit once I started wearing a body cam to my brunch shifts.
Good top/bad top
Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
For sale: Nazi coat, gently worn
(Size small)
Capital letters won’t prevent the murder of people at the hands of ICE. What’s the plan, Chuck?
Illinoisans:
Dick Durbin's office numbers:
202-224-2152 (DC)
217-492-4062 (Springfield)
Tammy Duckworth's office numbers:
(202) 224-2854 (DC)
(217) 528-6124 (Springfield)
Not one more cent to this government until ICE is defunded. No excuses.
ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.
