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@shaner38

Doom scrolling since 2016. I say fuck, a lot. I'm a man. I can change. If I have to. I guess. I'm an Albertan who's sick of my neighbours being targeted with bigotry and racism. I block without warning or apology. #ABPoli #LeafsForever #BillsMafia

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Yep. All fixed now. Whew. That was a close call for sure.

10.03.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's simple, she does not give a shit. It's way easier to sleep at night like that.

09.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate to tell you this, Tania, but the last name Shaw is old English for "dweller by the wood", meaning your immigrant ancestors were so poor they lived in thickets between properties that they didn't own.

09.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Certified banger, but do you just have a spare news desk in your garage or something?

09.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Barney, he fell off his bike once. Come on man. That was anti christ stuff right there.

09.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Donald Trump pointing and squinting at a solar eclipse with the caption "I did that"

Donald Trump pointing and squinting at a solar eclipse with the caption "I did that"

09.03.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Superfreaky!

09.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Brothers in Arms | The Bands of HM Royal Marines
Brothers in Arms | The Bands of HM Royal Marines YouTube video by The Bands of HM Royal Marines

Have you seen this version? It'll make you cry.

youtu.be/8eCsC8g2cwE?...

09.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Brothers in Arms | The Bands of HM Royal Marines
Brothers in Arms | The Bands of HM Royal Marines YouTube video by The Bands of HM Royal Marines

Welp, this made me tear up. Beautiful performance considering the context of who is performing this anti war song.

youtube.com/watch?v=8eCs...

09.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are we still within the 90 days to fix healthcare?

#ABPoli #ABleg

09.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dani will go through with this because she thinks she's smart.

09.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Oil and gas industry are environmental terrorists.

09.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Since the Leafs are such fucking hot garbage right now, I'm all in on the Sabres.

As a native Niagaran... Peninsularian... St Catharinesite... Fuck it... From the area, I feel like the Sabres are a natural 1B fan option for me.

Is #SabreHood a thing on BlueSky? Or is it #LetsGoBuffalo?

09.03.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œIt took more than 10 months… and being hospitalized for the media to see [Leqaa Kordia] as a human being.”

Columbia protest leader Mohsen Mahdawi tells @mehdirhasan.bsky.social why you’re not hearing about Leqaa Kordia’s brutal, 10-month detention in ICE custody.

Watch: zeteo.com/p/columbia-m...

08.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 153 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

That's Puerto Vallarta. I know that beach.

08.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Losers begging for separation petition signatures in Puerto Vallarta.

Losers begging for separation petition signatures in Puerto Vallarta.

Lol... Now these turkeys are begging for signatures in Mexico. I assume it would be illegal for them to be using committee funds for personal vacations.

These idiots know that we already have a court approved separation question in hand, right?

#ABPoli #ABleg

08.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

It's too fucking expensive to have a kid now.

08.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sunday is the last time most British Columbians will change their clocks β€” what you need to know | CBC News Most British Columbians will wake up Sunday having lost an hour of sleep β€” one that they'll never gain back come November, given the province will have shifted to permanent daylight time year-round. H...

This will be the last time change in British Columbia ever.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

08.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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The Trump regime has calculated its easier for them to invade and control both Venezuela and Iran than it is to build the Keystone XL pipeline that Trump promised.

Listen up Alberta, nobody's ever going to build a pipeline to Prince Rupert. Ever.

#ABPoli #ABleg

08.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The USA has involved itself with wars in two of the most invasion proof territories in the world. 1500 years of failed military campaigns shows everyone that you cannot win a war in either Afghanistan or Iran.

This is what happens when you spend decades devaluing expertise.

08.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Federal transfers to Alberta are exceeding provincial O&G revenues for the next 4 years

Federal transfers to Alberta are exceeding provincial O&G revenues for the next 4 years

Federal transfers to Alberta are exceeding provincial O&G revenues for the next 4 years.

Congratulations, Danielle. You just proved what a stupid argument "But Muh Equalizshuns" actually is. Alberta is now a have not province thanks to you.

#ABPoli #ABleg

08.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The irony of thinking religious exemptions on hate speech is a good thing to argue for.

Conservatives... have argued that removing it could curb religious freedom and expression. Last year, several Conservative MPs brought bibles to the committee to reinforce their arguments.

archive.today/YyFLd

07.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Canada Blood Services should also be in the app building business. Theirs is excellent and a lot of Canadian organizations could learn a lesson from CBS on how to build a functioning and useful app.

07.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He looks so happy to say that out loud.

07.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's an alcoholic. That explains the face.

07.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Poilievre touts 'free trade' between 'free nations' in speech on first foreign trip | CBC News Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre touted the importance of "free trade" between "free nations" in a speech that referenced the likes of Adam Smith, Winston Churchill and even the mythic Robin Hood.

Listen, I don't like him, but I will say somehow Mark Carney has turned Poilievre into a Team Canada player and he is ALSO overseas delivering Carney's message to like minded countries.

Credit where credit is due.

#CanPoli

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

07.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember during Covid we used to get a QR code passport which gave a green checkmark instead of our personal data?

07.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look, like it or not, this illegal war with Iran has allowed a lot of MAGA folks to use it as an off ramp. Probably something they've been looking for for a long time. I know, I know, for a lot of us, that off ramp would have been a loooonnng time ago, but a lot of MAGA are exiting the freeway now.

06.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Songs Turning 40 in 2026
Songs Turning 40 in 2026 YouTube video by Triton Sky

Welp, I'm old.

youtube.com/watch?v=h-dM...

02.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
February 28th, 2026
NDP statement on Iran bombings
Following the events in Iran, Alexandre Boulerice, NDP
Foreien Affairs Critic, issued the following statement:
"The NDP stronaly condemns the American and Israeli bombings of Iran.
This is a dangerous escalation that risks dragging the entire region into a
major conflict. The oppressive and bloody regime of the Ayatollahs is
reprehensible, but its nuclear program must be managed through the
United Nations and the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA). In
fact, its Director General, Mr. Grossi, recently indicated that he was
working with the Iranian administration to resume inspections and
reiterated that there could be no solution other than a diplomatic one.
The NDP deplores the Carney government's decision to blindly support
this dangerous venture by Israel and Donald Trump's administration. We
want Canada to be a voice for diplomacy, peace, and international law."

February 28th, 2026 NDP statement on Iran bombings Following the events in Iran, Alexandre Boulerice, NDP Foreien Affairs Critic, issued the following statement: "The NDP stronaly condemns the American and Israeli bombings of Iran. This is a dangerous escalation that risks dragging the entire region into a major conflict. The oppressive and bloody regime of the Ayatollahs is reprehensible, but its nuclear program must be managed through the United Nations and the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA). In fact, its Director General, Mr. Grossi, recently indicated that he was working with the Iranian administration to resume inspections and reiterated that there could be no solution other than a diplomatic one. The NDP deplores the Carney government's decision to blindly support this dangerous venture by Israel and Donald Trump's administration. We want Canada to be a voice for diplomacy, peace, and international law."

The NDP gets it.

www.ndp.ca/news/ndp-sta...

01.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0