THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!
07.03.2026 14:50
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THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!
Do you need, like, a neck massage or a pillow or something?
You know how I feel about book quotes, Carl
Goddammit Donut!
I recommend the audiobook read by Jeff Hays
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Glurp Glurp!
Waaaaaaaaay too many Dems are clearly preparing "back to normal" campaigns.
You know, the "normal" that got us here.
The Dow is under 48,000. Can we put Trump in prison for raping children now?
*boop*
The express checkout line is a great place to find out who used to raise their hand in math class to ask, "when are we gonna use this?"
The thing I hate most about this is the part where I have to admit that Jeffrey Epstein was correct
Now, now, we both know you're going to do it regardless of if it's okay with us 😁🥰
Butt Dial is the worst smelling soap.
I took the week off to clean the house and focus on my pistol training. I just finished breakfast and can't decide which one I want to do first this morning, so naturally I'm just playing on my phone.
ratio++;
NGL I'm kinda impressed
The entire MAGA movement is basically refusing to grab the hand of the guy trying to pull you up from the cliff edge just because his other hand is reaching out to a minority.
This is fascism, pure and simple
This thread is now dedicated to organizing aid for trans refugees
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Baby don't real hurt me
You're amazing!
"You said there would be no fact-checking"
Get some Lou Malnati's pizza if you can
Welcome to Chicago!
MAGA would let Trump poop in their mouths if they thought a liberal would have to smell it.
Honestly, I think I prefer it that way
Corporations: We are collections of people & therefore deserve the civic rights afforded all people.
Me: Ok. May I talk to a person?
Corporation: No. Never again.
*boop*
