The 10 worst fan bases in hockey:
10. There aren’t
9. Any fanbases
8. That deserve
7. To be labeled
6. As the worst
5. Because they
4. All have
3. Wonderful and
2. Redeeming qualities
1. Ottawa
Respect to Keith Pelley - when he said he’s not here to sell jerseys he meant it. Absolutely nobody buying jerseys now
feels kinda liberating writing the season off in December if I’m honest
It’s time
Breaking: Toronto Maple Leafs now two D-man injuries from free 6” sub
Minten goal last night was pathetically predictable. The hockey gods are hack writers.
Remember when most of leaf media and much of leaf nation spent the entire stretch from 2017 to 2023 unable to shut up about how we should trade him for a top 4 D? I do. I will never forget.
interesting fact about this year’s leafs: Matthews Nylander Tavares and Knies all have more points than they did at this point last season
I don’t think we’re gonna know if they’re any different until April. Long way to go til then.
Many goldfish brains forgetting how totally on brand the poor starts and major lapses in effort are for this era’s Leafs
Last year at this point: 6-5-2
GF: 39, GA: 39
This year: 7-5-1
GF: 43
GA: 44
No discernible difference without you know who so far
Death taxes and the crushing agony of Toronto sports
Taking in your blasphemy with this exact expression on my face
Snubbing a former captain who put up 38 tucks then signed an insanely sweetheart deal? If I’m JT I’m writing a strongly worded letter to Pelley including words like ‘gosh-darn it’ and ‘geez-Louise’ and maybe even an exclamation point
Lane Hutson’s shot doesn’t have a lot of velocity or “heaviness” but he has a deceptively quick release the epstein files
Peanut is dialed in
well that was torture
still don’t hate our chances in the series
I will enjoy both because I am a sicko
At this point the senators are in danger of not getting much respect in the handshake line
thinking about how last night ESPN’s John Buccigross kept pronouncing Holmberg as 'Olmberg' and eventually started referring to Willy-JT-Pontus as 'the Olmberg line'
Never forget the hundred million people along the way that suggested trading William Nylander
brilliant play by Mermis hot damn
spoiler alert
Didn’t the Habs beat us 1-0 opening night?
Love a good bookend
Incredible
shhh
Wayne set the goal record of 894 at 33 years old in his 15th season
Ovi will break the record with 895 goals at 39 years old in his 20th season
895+894+33+15+39+20 equals
1967 👀
Leafs baby
Papi playing the worst hockey of his career while also leading the NHL in assists over the past month
friendly reminder
The Canadians Trump expected vs the Canadians he got 🇨🇦✊
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