Just got back and noticed I had a HUGE booger on my nose. No one said anything and everyone treated me like a lady. So whatever you’re insecure about right now, you’re probably fine.
- So sayeth Lady Booger, dignified mucous icon debutant.
I miss when life was easy enough that I had the energy to be angry about things. Now I only have enough energy to blink my insults in Morse code. It doesn’t matter if you can read it—you know what you did.
Dear Creative me! Please read the note I wrote to you on Ko-Fi #KoFiChallenge #CreativeLetter #TheHumanityArtsProject ko-fi.com/post/Challen...
I suddenly need to buy something on amazon. I'm not sure why. #superbOwl2025 #SuperBowl2025 #kendricklamar
I can tell by the look in Taylor's eyes, she's writing a song about the Eagles right now. #goeagles #superbOwl #superbowl #taylorswift
Hot update on the job search. I tried being an Avenger but was fired immediately. I have to work on my superhero smolder. I did get better with practice.
This office has a manager who knows how to cheer up the employees. However, everyone's performance report says they are under a quota for belly rubs.
Trump grabbed Pensylvania by the Beaver County
2024 election, you must be my ex, because waiting for you to finish is torture. Get me a freaking martini, honey!
Study finds Gen Xers and Millenials are at a higher risk for 17 cancers. And if in LA, those cancers ar at a higher risk of having a scorpio rising.
I just had so much fun chatting with A.D. Amorosi for Theatre in the Round on WPPM-LP Philadelphia 106.5FM. I'm not sure when my interview will air, but possibly this Monday at 4 pm EST!! I think you can listen in here: phillycam.org/listen #philadelphiafringe #fringearts #philadephiatheatre
Life Lessons and Dating Advice I Learned from Jigsaw Puzzles by @susansassi.bsky.social
I got published in McSweeney! All the dating finally paid off
@lukevburns.bsky.social !!!🍾🍾🥳
The names of my male board of directors has been officially announced in The Belladonna. You'll want to donate immediately when you see these names. They sound so competent!
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Lol for the love of god someone buy this guy a new bookcase
I have an exciting new project and I need your help! Please read about it and if you feel inclined, like, share, and/or donate. Any support is appreciated! fundraising.fracturedatlas.org/when-susan-c...
Thanks for sharing!!!
Stop Doing This One Common Thing Right Now or You’ll Die by @susansassi.bsky.social
have you tried reselling the Bay Leaves on ebay?
I have an exciting new project and I need your help! Please read about it and if you feel inclined, like, share, and/or donate. Any support is appreciated! fundraising.fracturedatlas.org/when-susan-c...
This satire was brought to you by my social anxiety and the letters "A" & "I" Thank you Belladonna for Publishing my work! #alexa #siri #googlehome #ai
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🎉🎉 thank you
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@lukevburns.bsky.social at long last it is up!
"I should have sent my prescription to the marks brothers" - Henry Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade for Medical Treatments Covered by Health Insurance . Check out my new article on @thebelladonnacomedy thebelladonnacomedy.com/how-many-hea...
The rave reviews are pouring in:
"God I hate that book. This article almost made me want to readi it again. But, no."
I'll take it!
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Thank you!
