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• 27 y/o polar burr named Icey • he/she/they genderfluid • DJ (Caustic Crab: J-Core, Frenchcore) • Honorary dragon (accepting Kobold applications) • #SongOfTheWeek every Monday

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marathon logo in minecraft text

marathon logo in minecraft text

13.03.2026 11:37 👍 9 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

every person who worked on unbeatable (including many trans people) gets a cut of the game and it also supports the studio which helps us keep them hired

so basically buy your trans friends unbeatable to kill three birds with one forbidden ultimate move

13.03.2026 08:02 👍 1089 🔁 337 💬 1 📌 0
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OOHHHH SHIT !!!! A RAT !!!!!

comm for @destona32.bsky.social !!! THANK YA ~ || #rustyfoxxoart #furryartist

12.03.2026 22:07 👍 15 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0
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12.03.2026 18:41 👍 28 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

You're made of rhythm. That's how blood works

12.03.2026 16:40 👍 412 🔁 90 💬 13 📌 2

Fellas I think the UNBEATABLE gang might be kinda tired

11.03.2026 21:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A chart of how tired you can be in unbeatable

A chart of how tired you can be in unbeatable

#unbeatable

11.03.2026 19:02 👍 403 🔁 110 💬 6 📌 1

the game where there's zero politics and you do nothing

11.03.2026 17:37 👍 1379 🔁 294 💬 39 📌 19

come thru by west gate if u want an ass kicking; come thru from maintenance if u want an ass kicking; come thru from greenhouse? oh yeah that's an ass kicking; also if you go below the warden spawns, he's got gold armor and he's ready TO FUCK

11.03.2026 01:45 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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Successfully got the homies in on it yesterday

11.03.2026 13:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

IT WAS 80° ON MONDAY WHAT THE FUUUCK

11.03.2026 13:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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#MARATHON

09.03.2026 16:24 👍 77 🔁 25 💬 0 📌 2
Sluggo: I wish you'd post normal posts
Eric: Sorry - but I find it impossible to subdue my penchant for BANGERS

Sluggo: I wish you'd post normal posts Eric: Sorry - but I find it impossible to subdue my penchant for BANGERS

22.07.2025 09:07 👍 2250 🔁 649 💬 3 📌 6
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10.03.2026 03:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Exfiled with a lotta friendlies in Marathon solo queue today and lowkey it's making me have faith in humanity again

10.03.2026 03:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Icon work for @akvo.bsky.social!

- nice to see you again, player! let’s queue up your favorite playlist and get jamming! +

09.03.2026 17:25 👍 102 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 1
A poster describing the B-Side Weekend event's Friday night lineup.

A poster describing the B-Side Weekend event's Friday night lineup.

A poster describing the B-Side Weekend event's Saturday night lineup.

A poster describing the B-Side Weekend event's Saturday night lineup.

B-SIDE WEEKEND
MARCH 20-21
TWO NIGHTS OF TUNES
12 HOURS OF MUSIC EACH NIGHT
CUTTING EDGE MIXES
CO-HOSTED WITH DOGHOUSE RAVE NIGHT

BE THERE

08.03.2026 18:50 👍 19 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 1
09.03.2026 21:37 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

MEGAREX does actually put out some damn good funk, turns out

youtu.be/AQXvL8M4vFk

09.03.2026 17:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The VFX School — VFX Campus

you wanna learn VFX?

The VFX school is closing. All their shit is free. Torrent files and everything

grab it while you can

thevfxschool.com

09.03.2026 02:10 👍 1053 🔁 905 💬 3 📌 9
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Rhythm games heal the soul
#rhythmgames #Musicdiver #wacca #maimai #taiko

09.03.2026 13:50 👍 28 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 1
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

08.03.2026 19:49 👍 1968 🔁 632 💬 0 📌 9
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Yall think the hot dogs still $1.50 on tau ceti

07.03.2026 19:16 👍 277 🔁 52 💬 5 📌 2
A brown chonky bear with pale brown accents, the caption reading "Life might feel more bearable with a friend. Let me sit with you and face life together. -Katt"

A brown chonky bear with pale brown accents, the caption reading "Life might feel more bearable with a friend. Let me sit with you and face life together. -Katt"

Together we are bears

#thekattseesyou #mentalhealth #art

26.02.2026 05:01 👍 33 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0

Honest to god if we can just get a spinoff that's all just the memory-remixing bits I would be happy 😭

06.03.2026 23:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Throw Sam Altman into the fucking Chicago Bay.

06.03.2026 21:51 👍 46 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0

REMEMBER ME MENTIONED!!! LET'S GOOOO

06.03.2026 23:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
05.03.2026 15:15 👍 29 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

"Hmmm today I will play marathon when I get home"

>1 new ping
>"hey, wanna play MTG?"

4 hours later and it is now my bedtime

Oops

06.03.2026 03:01 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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You know, I think we need to be reminded every now and then of the time that Konami made the Twinkroom

05.03.2026 05:24 👍 39 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0