Putin: "I'm giving Iran military intelligence so they can target U.S. troops. Is that okay with you, bitch?"
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Putin: "I'm giving Iran military intelligence so they can target U.S. troops. Is that okay with you, bitch?"
Dear Kristi Noem,
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Warmest regards,
Me
P.S. Ha ha ha fuck you.
Kristi Noem is about to go from being the stupidest person in Trump's cabinet to being the stupidest person not in Trump's cabinet.
FRIENDLY ADVICE: Live your life so that if a rash appears on your neck millions of people don't publicly wish for your death.
I look forward to speaking ill of the dead.
Trump: "Don't worry about me, Jeffrey. If it looks like I might get caught I'll murder you and bomb Iran."
Has anyone told the spray-tanned shit walrus that there's no such thing as a Nobel War Prize?
Donald Trump: "There will be no new wars."
Republicans: "Yay!"
Donald Trump: "There will be many, many new wars."
Republicans: "Yay!"
For their next trick, Donald Trump will deliver the State of the Union address while Vladimir Putin drinks a glass of water.
If you must drive in snowy conditions, please remember that Donald Trump raped children.
MAGA doesn't care if Donald Trump destroys the economy as long as he destroys the economy while being racist.
If you take over a social media platform for the purpose of creating a safe space for white nationalism, you're not a free speech hero, you're a white nationalist.
Women would smile more if men would go fuck themselves more.
SHOWN: A banner on the U.S. Department of Justice building reads "Make America Safe Again" with an image of America's greatest danger.
BREAKING: A civil war has erupted in the Republican Party between those who know Donald Trump raped children and care a little bit and those who know Donald Trump raped children and don't care at all.
Unhappy Presidents Day to the worst one ever.
According to White House sources, Donald and Melania Trump celebrated Valentine's Day with their annual tradition of watching the first half of Casablanca, cheering for the Nazis, and hurling racial slurs at Sam the piano player.
It's Valentine's Day, so the entire Republican Party can kiss my ass.
A wild animal is at its most dangerous when it is cornered. That goes double when it is also stupid.
"The Dow is over 50,000 right now." - Pam Bondi, doing the cost-benefit analysis for child rape
RELATIONSHIP ADVICE: Find someone who will defend you with the same ferocity that Pam Bondi defends a pedophile.
According to sources close to the Vice President, JD Vance is considering coming out as a pedophile to make himself more acceptable to Donald Trump's base.
DID YOU KNOW? All it takes to make Republicans apoplectic with rage is some Spanish-speaking people dancing and being happy?
There is nothing more American than making Kid Rock look like shit.
Republicans: "It's not fair! When we gerrymander, it's to make us win. When Democrats gerrymander, it's to make us lose."
BELOW: The kind of thing you post when every redacted name in the Epstein files is yours.
Bullet dodged, so to speak.
In a recent interview, Donald Trump promised to accept the results of the midterm elections if he is allowed to decide what they are.
No one has ever sat in a parked car with the radio on waiting for a Kid Rock song to finish.
If the line isn't drawn at raping children, there is no line.