Stella

Ann Richards, former Democratic governor of Texas, holding a shotgun.

Two weeks in and so far there’s been one bluebird day, countless cops and zero peacocks.

One thing about me is if I can’t find parking, I’ll just leave.

Café es todo

Entertained the thought of giving someone a chance and they blew it within 24 hours 🤷🏻‍♀️

I know that one! Did customers line up around the block before the sun came up? Come over and tell me the story when I’m standing in the driveway.
#nongeriatricchatter 🤎

New Tom Thumb opened today. It’s the talk of the town. I’ve personally been in 3 conversations about it today and the night still’s young

Our president has done unspeakable things to children and I can’t smoke a weed pen in Texas.

Hair cut day! Guess we’ll take advantage of this stifling humidity and bounce some curls.

Leg cramps off the charts 📈

Artisano just ranked highest in the least amount of pesticides for their grain!

I can’t do it tomorrow, but want to try the headband theory out soon.

Picture of a downtown Dallas mixmaster

“You ever get to downtown?”

Lot of those two first names up in Oklahoma

Favorite online bromance for over a decade now. Happiest of birthdays Wolfie and Fridge Sis.

I’m melting! I’m melting!

Ran 2 errands, passed 22 cops.

Humidity in northern Colorado right now is 28%, humidity in north Texas is 85%

Hold on real quick, let me just cut the humidity with a fork and knife

Same. Switched restaurants and found one that does a marg to go. I’m not keeping tequila at home and need just one

Not being able to get a to-go margarita with your to-go food in the state of Texas is a little shocking

What people think of me is none of my business. Took a while to learn that, but sure glad I did.

Not sure if it’s all the oxygen down here, but feeling very heavy.

Very much needed day to ourselves

The Texas Rangers are also the only MLB team that doesn’t celebrate Pride ✍🏼

And no sick dogs to worry about! You more than deserve this.

It’s my Mother’s retirement community

This HOA, boy I tell you hwhat

Can’t believe I had the wherewithal to pull it together for that call.

Guess we’ll give it another shot and what have you tomorrow