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Stella

@melawest

Parody of bearing sorrow and havin’ fun in Texas, not racist

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Ann Richards, former Democratic governor of Texas, holding a shotgun.

Ann Richards, former Democratic governor of Texas, holding a shotgun.

09.03.2026 01:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Two weeks in and so far there’s been one bluebird day, countless cops and zero peacocks.

08.03.2026 23:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One thing about me is if I can’t find parking, I’ll just leave.

08.03.2026 17:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Café es todo

07.03.2026 16:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Entertained the thought of giving someone a chance and they blew it within 24 hours 🤷🏻‍♀️

07.03.2026 02:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know that one! Did customers line up around the block before the sun came up? Come over and tell me the story when I’m standing in the driveway.
#nongeriatricchatter 🤎

07.03.2026 01:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New Tom Thumb opened today. It’s the talk of the town. I’ve personally been in 3 conversations about it today and the night still’s young

06.03.2026 23:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Our president has done unspeakable things to children and I can’t smoke a weed pen in Texas.

06.03.2026 21:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hair cut day! Guess we’ll take advantage of this stifling humidity and bounce some curls.

06.03.2026 17:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Leg cramps off the charts 📈

06.03.2026 08:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Artisano just ranked highest in the least amount of pesticides for their grain!

06.03.2026 03:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t do it tomorrow, but want to try the headband theory out soon.

06.03.2026 02:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Picture of a downtown Dallas mixmaster

Picture of a downtown Dallas mixmaster

“You ever get to downtown?”

05.03.2026 22:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lot of those two first names up in Oklahoma

05.03.2026 19:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Favorite online bromance for over a decade now. Happiest of birthdays Wolfie and Fridge Sis.

05.03.2026 19:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m melting! I’m melting!

05.03.2026 18:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ran 2 errands, passed 22 cops.

05.03.2026 18:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Humidity in northern Colorado right now is 28%, humidity in north Texas is 85%

05.03.2026 16:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hold on real quick, let me just cut the humidity with a fork and knife

05.03.2026 16:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Same. Switched restaurants and found one that does a marg to go. I’m not keeping tequila at home and need just one

04.03.2026 21:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not being able to get a to-go margarita with your to-go food in the state of Texas is a little shocking

04.03.2026 19:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What people think of me is none of my business. Took a while to learn that, but sure glad I did.

04.03.2026 16:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not sure if it’s all the oxygen down here, but feeling very heavy.

03.03.2026 23:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very much needed day to ourselves

03.03.2026 23:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Texas Rangers are also the only MLB team that doesn’t celebrate Pride ✍🏼

03.03.2026 16:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And no sick dogs to worry about! You more than deserve this.

03.03.2026 16:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s my Mother’s retirement community

02.03.2026 23:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This HOA, boy I tell you hwhat

02.03.2026 22:35 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Can’t believe I had the wherewithal to pull it together for that call.

02.03.2026 20:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Guess we’ll give it another shot and what have you tomorrow

02.03.2026 02:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0