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@clayburn

Alex/Clay, 34, He/him, Bi/grey-ace Chicago, IL I have far too many OCs. Occasionally 18+ πŸ’ž @rudemydude.bsky.social πŸ’ž

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Never settle.

09.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 1656 πŸ” 565 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 69

I’ve been following Beatles biopic updates and my timeline has turned into The McLennon Files

09.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

entering month 3 of my Beatles hyperfixation

they are the easiest band to be autistic about because literally everything has been documented in excruciating detail

08.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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We don’t need talkers right now. We need fighters.

And no matter how many times they knock me down, I’ll get back up and fight with you. Every. Single. Time.

07.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 6952 πŸ” 1459 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 79

Sliding into a brand new pair of socks is right up there with sliding into a silky hole

06.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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These two just cannot stop committing to the bit. 🦊🐻

04.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 1267 πŸ” 346 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 0

has anyone else noticed that Yeah, On Repeat, and Us v Them are the exact same song

06.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i would much rather have less things and those things be of higher quality than many things that are cheap

i dont need stuff. i want tools. things i can use and build with that last and can grow and age with me.

06.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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LCD Soundsystem soon

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

the interior design isn’t even a recreation of an actual living room but of a TV set’s invocation of a living room. Baudrillard’s pure simulacrum

05.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot from the promotional website for Game Night Out, a venue with two locations in the greater Chicago area where you and your coworkers can play dumb party games without having to actually think of what the games are ahead of time or designate someone to host. you used to at least have to play bocce or whirlyball or something, jesus fucking christ

a screenshot from the promotional website for Game Night Out, a venue with two locations in the greater Chicago area where you and your coworkers can play dumb party games without having to actually think of what the games are ahead of time or designate someone to host. you used to at least have to play bocce or whirlyball or something, jesus fucking christ

they've invented a place that's just Ellen's Game of Games but for corporate hangouts. the bar is on the floor

05.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't look back at me! 😑 I see you trembling! πŸ˜– You look like shit! πŸ’©I am the ultimate God! πŸ˜‡ God is 2nd to me! 😈
I am #1 motherfucker! πŸ’― Don't even look back! πŸ‘€ Don't even look upon me with your naked eyes! πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘οΈ

04.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
WEEKLY KAT FOR ILLINOIS SCHEDULE
MONDAY 3/2:
Evanston – Poll Greeter Training, 9 AM / 12:30 PM / 5 PM, Robert Crown CC;
Rogers Park – Poll Greeter Training, 9 AM / 12:30 PM / 5 PM, Willye B. White Park;
Edgewater – Poll Greeter Training, 9 AM / 12:30 PM / 5 PM, Broadway Armory;
Remote – Phonebank, 6–8 PM;

TUESDAY 3/3:
Lincolnwood – Canvass Launch, 11:30 AM–2:30 PM, M. Lester Flowers Park;
Morton Grove – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Point Park;
Rogers Park – Cleanup, 4–5 PM, Campaign HQ;
Rogers Park/Remote – Phonebank Bingo, 4–6 PM, Campaign HQ or Remote;
Remote – Phonebank, 6–8 PM.

WEDNESDAY 3/4:
Evanston – Canvass Launch, 12–3 PM, Bent Park;
Skokie – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Schack Park;
Rogers Park – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Campaign HQ;
Rogers Park/Remote – Phonebank Bingo, 4–6 PM, Campaign HQ or Remote;
Remote – Phonebank, 6–8 PM.

THURSDAY 3/5:
Andersonville – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Salmon Chase Park;
Niles – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Playtime Park;
Wauconda – Canvass Launch, 11 AM–2 PM, Memorial Park;
Rogers Park/Remote – Phonebank Bingo, 4–6 PM, Campaign HQ or Remote;
Remote – Phonebank, 6–8 PM;
Evanston – Comedy Show, 9:30 PM, The Prattic (2018 Pratt Ct).

FRIDAY 3/6:
Evanston – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Bent Park;
West Ridge – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Emmerson Park;
Edgewater – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Mellin Park;
Rogers Park/Remote – Phonebank Bingo, 4–6 PM, Campaign HQ or Remote;
Evanston – Debate, 6–7:30 PM, ETHS;
Evanston – Northwestern Concert, 8 PM, Double Clutch Brewing.

SATURDAY 3/7:
Park Ridge – Day of Action, 10 AM–1 PM / 1–4 PM / 4–6 PM, Jonquil Terrace Park;
Evanston – Canvass Launches, 10 AM–1 PM / 1–4 PM / 4–6 PM, Dr. Jorge & Luz Maria Prieto CC;
Argyle – Canvass Launches, 10 AM–1 PM / 1–4 PM / 4–6 PM, Carmen Park;
Remote – Phonebank, 2–4 PM / 4–6 PM.

We have so many events planned that we’ve run out of characters in the alt text! For more information on what we have scheduled, visit https://katforillinois.com/events.

WEEKLY KAT FOR ILLINOIS SCHEDULE MONDAY 3/2: Evanston – Poll Greeter Training, 9 AM / 12:30 PM / 5 PM, Robert Crown CC; Rogers Park – Poll Greeter Training, 9 AM / 12:30 PM / 5 PM, Willye B. White Park; Edgewater – Poll Greeter Training, 9 AM / 12:30 PM / 5 PM, Broadway Armory; Remote – Phonebank, 6–8 PM; TUESDAY 3/3: Lincolnwood – Canvass Launch, 11:30 AM–2:30 PM, M. Lester Flowers Park; Morton Grove – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Point Park; Rogers Park – Cleanup, 4–5 PM, Campaign HQ; Rogers Park/Remote – Phonebank Bingo, 4–6 PM, Campaign HQ or Remote; Remote – Phonebank, 6–8 PM. WEDNESDAY 3/4: Evanston – Canvass Launch, 12–3 PM, Bent Park; Skokie – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Schack Park; Rogers Park – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Campaign HQ; Rogers Park/Remote – Phonebank Bingo, 4–6 PM, Campaign HQ or Remote; Remote – Phonebank, 6–8 PM. THURSDAY 3/5: Andersonville – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Salmon Chase Park; Niles – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Playtime Park; Wauconda – Canvass Launch, 11 AM–2 PM, Memorial Park; Rogers Park/Remote – Phonebank Bingo, 4–6 PM, Campaign HQ or Remote; Remote – Phonebank, 6–8 PM; Evanston – Comedy Show, 9:30 PM, The Prattic (2018 Pratt Ct). FRIDAY 3/6: Evanston – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Bent Park; West Ridge – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Emmerson Park; Edgewater – Canvass Launch, 1–4 PM, Mellin Park; Rogers Park/Remote – Phonebank Bingo, 4–6 PM, Campaign HQ or Remote; Evanston – Debate, 6–7:30 PM, ETHS; Evanston – Northwestern Concert, 8 PM, Double Clutch Brewing. SATURDAY 3/7: Park Ridge – Day of Action, 10 AM–1 PM / 1–4 PM / 4–6 PM, Jonquil Terrace Park; Evanston – Canvass Launches, 10 AM–1 PM / 1–4 PM / 4–6 PM, Dr. Jorge & Luz Maria Prieto CC; Argyle – Canvass Launches, 10 AM–1 PM / 1–4 PM / 4–6 PM, Carmen Park; Remote – Phonebank, 2–4 PM / 4–6 PM. We have so many events planned that we’ve run out of characters in the alt text! For more information on what we have scheduled, visit https://katforillinois.com/events.

Two weeks til Election Day!

Here's where you can find us and volunteer this week:

03.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 359 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

guy who does the jerkoff hand motion and says β€œgag me with a spoon” at the same time but it comes out β€œjerk me with a spoon”

02.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s like kosher food if there was a massive loophole in it

02.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They can’t have caffeine from coffee or tea so some of them like to get it from soda, plus a sugar high. Same reason Crumbl took off

02.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've had one at a drive thru in Salt Lake City and it's pretty good but I wouldn't do it on the regular. It's a Mormon thing

02.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Lord Kitchener - Pillow Fight
Lord Kitchener - Pillow Fight YouTube video by IsDePanInMe

Writing a song called Pillow Fight and actually getting on stage in your jammies to thwack each other over the head with pillows... that's commitment to storytelling

www.youtube.com/watch?v=meV1...

02.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Christmas Wish In Hudson | Trailer | Nicely Entertainment
A Christmas Wish In Hudson | Trailer | Nicely Entertainment YouTube video by Nicely Entertainment

The butt mogging happened like not even 100 yards from every outdoor shot in this movie.

02.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

If I see UnHerd in bio I’m not reading sorry

02.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

⚠️ she will steal your food

02.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 1821 πŸ” 419 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
Bomb Iran - Wikipedia

The parody version actually did come out in 1980 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomb_Iran

01.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think in 1963 people freaked out about the Beatles’ mop-tops because everyone had been wearing hats for decades and they forgot how much hair some people had

01.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

10.01.2024 14:09 πŸ‘ 9793 πŸ” 2028 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 60
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trying to think of a weaker and more contemptible response than this and failing

28.02.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

28.02.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 6161 πŸ” 1163 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 32
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26.02.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 808 πŸ” 600 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 42

I’m doing this because I love you @katmabu.bsky.social

and because it almost physically hurt my head that it wasn’t in there the first time around

26.02.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 744 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

Infrastructure that doesn't even exist yet and is planned and funded by deals via EXPECTED earnings, not any money that exists yet, on top of that.

26.02.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1