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Iโ€™m just tryna make my momma proud. I ainโ€™t tryna let my momma down. ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ›ถ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽฟ๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ•๏ธโ›“๏ธ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿป Not here to argue Leadville, CO

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River Runners has been getting bigger bands each summer and it makes me very excited! Rafting into a concert is the coolest thing ever ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ€

(I know Yonder isnโ€™t that big anymore, but I gave myself shin splints from foot stomping at one of their shows in college and Iโ€™ll love them forever)

10.03.2026 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The coyotes were crazy last night. It sounded like they were right outside our window

10.03.2026 12:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bang ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿณ

10.03.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My girlfriend told me my mashed potatoes are fancy restaurant quality tonight ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ

10.03.2026 01:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I thought to myself, โ€œhuh, that would be fun to remember next time I see my nephewsโ€ on like two magnatile videos and now theyโ€™re trying to take over my algorithm

09.03.2026 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fox and the Hound reel on Instagram just made me cry ๐Ÿฅฒ

09.03.2026 15:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Slow morning on the couch for me and the boys

09.03.2026 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿค

08.03.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Weโ€™re watching Elmer for the next week. Heโ€™s only 10 months old

08.03.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 35 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#guesso

08.03.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Delete this

08.03.2026 19:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Timeline cleanse, quote skeet this with 4 pictures of your happy place

08.03.2026 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Iโ€™m going in no Vaseline ๐Ÿ˜ค

08.03.2026 17:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately thatโ€™s my #problematicwould ๐Ÿ˜”โ˜๐Ÿผ

08.03.2026 17:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He has a brother name Gunner and whenever I see them I jump around and say โ€œBig Boys! Big Boys! Big Boys!โ€ to get em all riled up

08.03.2026 17:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bosun is one of my favorite dogs. Heโ€™s just a big, cuddly meatwad ๐Ÿฅฐ

08.03.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been obsessed with The Manifesto the past few days

08.03.2026 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a picture of a child driving a red car with the words let 's go ALT: a picture of a child driving a red car with the words let 's go
08.03.2026 10:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Roped several people into a discussion about Brandon Sanderson and the cosmere at the bar tonight so you KNOW it was a good night

08.03.2026 07:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bring back fist pumping

08.03.2026 06:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hat

08.03.2026 00:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did not realize that ketamine lozenges were a thing ๐Ÿค”

07.03.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Skijoring weekend is so much fucking fun

07.03.2026 22:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rock Yo Hips

I had pretty much forgotten about this song, but it just came on shuffle and it made my day how well I still know the words. Brought me back to high school for a second #32flavorsofthatbootyliciousbubblegum

open.spotify.com/track/76dZuM...

07.03.2026 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good morning! ๐Ÿคคโ˜ƒ๏ธโ„๏ธ

07.03.2026 13:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Let's watch those goals again ๐Ÿคฉ

07.03.2026 04:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 60 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I was Strava blasting for our little adventure and forgot to turn it off for the drive home so now the whole experience is null and void ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ญ

07.03.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Day 21: skinned up Cooper with a couple of the fellas. Some of the best powder turns all szn ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿผ

07.03.2026 01:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It makes my brain tingle thinking about how sick this August/September run of music is going to be. FOV//Phish Dicks//Billy Strings//Gorillaz ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ 

06.03.2026 21:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

06.03.2026 18:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0