Morocco Drama

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We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

What is up with Igor Tudor’s fit?

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

Love Can Look Like Anything, Even Marriage Comedian and writer Josh Gondelman on choosing a "structurally vanilla" life.

The nice people at Playboy asked me to write something about the good parts about being married, and I was happy to. :)

A warning sign reading "danger not only will this kill you it will hurt the whole time youre dying"

Roses are red,
These times are quite trying

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact

The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.

I remember that pen on the right: when it breaks it’s like having 8 broken pens instead of one

Mexican X-plainer: Al-Andalus and the Flour Tortil Recently some folx were talking smack about flour tortillas, claiming that they aren’t really Mexican, but instead some gabacho (US)…

I was making quesadillas with roti today and remembered this article I wrote seven years ago about the origin of the flour tortilla.

the real solution to the male loneliness epidemic

this is so wholesome

welcome to my marketing 101 course:

I need someone to do this for the Arsenal

the more times i watch lord of the rings the more im like, a toddler leash for frodo would’ve helped a lot

After waking up this morning in one set of pajamas, and changing into different pajamas, it is finally time to slip into a third set of pajamas. This, to me, is Christmas 🎄

You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"

Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.

a meme from FuckingSober on Instagram that says “"i never see you at the club" okay? i never see you enjoying the splendor of film in your local cinema with a medium popcorn and a crisp Diet Coke”

do not come for me and my idea of a good time 🍿 🥤

My favorite form of torture

Smoky Mt. Ramble should be titled “Holler for the Hollers!” (My bad)

I’m happy to ghostwrite the Tennessee album for Sufjan.

1. Smoky Mt. Ramble
2. Pittman’s Pride (ode to Dolly)
3. Chattanooga Choo Choo!
4. The Cumberland Gap
5. Music Row Blues
6. My friend died at Opryland
7. Madness of Andrew Jackson (ode to Rachel Donelson)
8. Bucksnort!
9. Jeff Buckley’s Lament
10. Riverboat Gamblers
11. Beale St. Flippers

an ad for a slushy drink that reads THE BLUE THING IS BACK!

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

NONI! NONI!

Set piece again! Set piece again! Set piece again olé olé!!

Gabriel is every Arsenal fan RN ❤️

EZE EZE EZE

Chicago pope sings

Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See

Sign outside an oil change shop in Brooklyn that reads BROOKLYN LUBRICANTS

This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team