every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
Obviously Astrology is complete and utter bollocks but today out of boredom I thought I'd use an app to see what celestial object is making me sad and full of despair. It's the the planet Earth!
Hear me out. An app that scrapes the social medias for opinions from verified medical professionals on how long he's got left after his latest diminished shuffling performance and gives you a real time graphical update. It might save me checking the news every five minutes.
Do you know it's been weeks since I've posted this picture, that's very remiss of me.
I think I've reached the retrospective stage of maturity where I analyse all of the mistakes I've made in my life and can no longer blame them on the boogie.
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I think I have to stop playing with ChatGPT now!
I like the idea, but I'm sure there's something like a Pythagorean cup where you can drink from it and then offer it to somebody else, and then they drink the iocaine powder?
That's a bit sneakier!
To be honest, they've asked for it, and that will be my defence, Your Honour!
Spotted this today. It's for house plants. I'm tempted to buy a dozen and replace all of the coffee mugs in the office kitchen.
Every mind-bending TV show:
How about a Reform UK candidate for the May elections calling for the assassination of the Prime Minister?
If you think, as I do, that GB News' open hostility to the LGBT+ community and Black and Brown people tacitly encourages violence we've made it very easy for you to tell Sky, one of its biggest advertisers, to stop funding hate.
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Imagining a parallel universe where Apprentice presenter Alan Sugar runs Britain with the shadow of tech bro Clive Sinclair looming over him.
this new Tesla speedometer looks awful
Every user I've emailed today asking is it A or B has replied it's definitely F or maybe Tuesday.
Met friend today & had a moan about I'm tired & everything hurts.He said u need a young lady in your life to reinvigorate u.I replied No,I need a girlfriend who can spot the signs of a potential stroke & early onset dementia & I fear it's too late for the second option.
Did I tell you this already?
This is a BIG ONE!
By manipulating the bioelectric fields, Prof. Michael Levin has shown how eyes and other organs can grow in unconventional locations, and perhaps most importantly: how cancer cells can be ‘told’ to stop growing.
www.essentiafoundation.org/they-told-ca...
I'm concerned I might be going a little Docker crazy. The Pi 5 is coping admirably, though.
One I made earlier. Boris Johnson performs Comfortably Numb.
youtu.be/juxz0v41ezg?...
A joke book from 1940
Clarkson, Dyson and Lloyd Webber have come in for a bit of hate for being exploitative landowners avoiding tax. Surely we're better than that? We can make it a lot of hate?
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Nearly two years ago, @tortoisemedia.bsky.social unveiled the Westminster Accounts, a free tool designed to give people greater understanding of the money that flows through parliament.
Now, with Peer Review, we take on another arcane part of our system - the House of Lords
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I had a stunning new idea for a game show in a dream the other night. I excitedly wrote down my idea before falling back into a stupor again. I looked in the morning, and it read, "The woman wears a shoe on her hand."
My genius knows no bounds, it seems!
How long will it take me to answer the phone correctly when my firm is rebranded? I'm wagering months.
I'm fairly certain I didn't sign up for this weather!
How privatisation works (and Thames Water is just the latest example).
1. A government takes a national asset built up with taxpayers' money and the work of public servants over many years, and hands it, for a fraction of its value, to a private company.
2. In doing so, it creates a monopoly.
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