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Chris Orton

@chriso1

Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back. A walking corpse that won’t play dead.

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THE LIVING DYERLIGHTS

07.03.2026 20:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

He could try learning English.

07.03.2026 19:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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superman is standing in front of a blue sky with the words " the joke you " below him ALT: superman is standing in front of a blue sky with the words " the joke you " below him
06.03.2026 23:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quite incredible the number of people who don’t get it…

06.03.2026 23:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s quite clearly Shane Richie and Lenny Henry.

06.03.2026 22:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, you’re right. Must be leftover stock though.

06.03.2026 22:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s the book that was launched on Unbound, that a lot of people lost their money on.

Looks like a company has got hold of the stock that was printed. My copy came today and is a thing of beauty.

06.03.2026 22:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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42: The Wildly Improbable Ideas of Douglas Adams (No. 1 Sunday Times Bestseller) Buy 42: The Wildly Improbable Ideas of Douglas Adams (No. 1 Sunday Times Bestseller) 1 by Adams, Douglas, Davies, Kevin Jon (ISBN: 9781800182684) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.

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06.03.2026 21:58 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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I can’t stand the confusion in my mind.

06.03.2026 21:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I’m not bothering with Uncle Munclefuncle.

#totp

06.03.2026 20:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very poor offerings tonight.

#totp

06.03.2026 20:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh dear.

#totp

06.03.2026 20:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought that this was from about 1986.

#totp

06.03.2026 20:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This song was EVERYWHERE wasn’t it?

#totp

06.03.2026 20:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They’re harmonising quite well.

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06.03.2026 20:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 20:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There was a lass at school who was absolutely OBSESSED with Jesus Jones and I could never quite understand why.

#totp

06.03.2026 20:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Should I suck or should I blow?

#totp

06.03.2026 20:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I never realised that the bass cello was quite so huge.

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06.03.2026 20:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is quite the belter of a song isn’t it?

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06.03.2026 20:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t call them ‘Attack’ these days.

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06.03.2026 20:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Written in Durham Student’s Union.

True fact dat.

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06.03.2026 20:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And…. CUT.

#totp

06.03.2026 20:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stevie Unwonder.

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06.03.2026 20:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 20:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s definitely wearing that hat for a dare.

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06.03.2026 20:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why has their Bez come dressed as a playing card?

#totp

06.03.2026 20:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I take it that they won’t be bothering with words then?

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06.03.2026 20:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#totp

06.03.2026 20:32 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jackie Brambles.

Does she?

#totp

06.03.2026 20:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0