really says something when the only positive news in America is that the president has a rash that looks like a Men in Black alien is almost ready to split from his skin
02.03.2026 19:45
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really says something when the only positive news in America is that the president has a rash that looks like a Men in Black alien is almost ready to split from his skin
Me explaining why I’ve been a Mariners fan for most of my life
A dog smiling directly into camera
Me, when the nearby restaurant employees start gossiping
Men writing emails is wild. No pauses or hesitations. Just stream of consciousness, nary an exclamation point
If you’re reading work emails on a plane without a screen protector then WE’RE reading work emails on a plane
Devastated to hear that a very old tortoise I have never heard of until today, has died
“i was testing you” - a loser with nothing to offer
I was (am) also deeply affected by the vacuum trying to commit suicide in The Brave Little Toaster
I know my brain is absolutely cooked bc I just saw a video of a roomba escaping its house before getting hit by a car and it made my heart hurt 😔
she’s def got those photos on a google drive
“Get his ass, Columbo,” -me, while watching Columbo
My trick or treater tally for 2024. The tally is 77.
Favorite costume:
“Dead bleacher bum that fell into the ivy”
He was wearing a Cubs jersey covered in blood and had a slashed throat and he was covered in ivy. Very fun!
Never heard my husband say “wow” more than now, as we’re watching How It’s Made: Bricks
a trans girl in vermont was kicked off her swimming team and committed suicide and at the very same time, the discourse in d.c. today is about whether the democratic party should’ve abandoned her sooner in order to win votes
a day in an american life
"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
Why, yes, Josh Naylor played a lot of hockey growing up. How can you tell?
It’s a horse standing in ocean water with the caption “I just need to lock in.” The horse is wearing a Seattle Mariners hat
Anyway god bless gepants and the Seattle mariners
She was genuinely shocked when i told her to never do that again
Lady next to me just gave the air a good 5 spritzes
Hey heads up, it’s an asshole move to spray perfume on a plane
Wearing a Mariners hat in NYC this week has been fuckin awesome
“Gotta stop saying Seattle stole this one. They earned it.” Okay Derek Jeter respecting the Mariners on a Sunday night
They're just flabbergasted that we're not a super shitty bad team
FUCKING GOMS BABY
WHAT
Bazardo in a tank top doing a post game Interview while flashing his arm muscles
Oh, him?????
Simply the least stressful game of all time
Hate that I’m immediately thinking of the messages Kerkering will receive from sports gamblers
get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound get him off the mound
