If any video game needs a movie adaptation it is this

just did a yawn that morphed into a russian opera

Reading about the past is so interesting. Imagine your entire city is walkable but it’s also made entirely out of wood so at one point it burns down entirely.

Rip Taylor

Young Guns 3: some old ass guns

My favorite film genre: a wise ass investigates a dangerous crime.

This is what I look like

The Oscars always prove the Hollywood is still a town

Oh shit, I accidentally clicked on a creepy ai video now the algorithm is going to fill my feed with more of them when I refresh. I have to click on as much of my preferred content to try and swing it back.

Before this night is over, believe me, the amount we are all to suffer is equal.

Convinced Emily Blunt and Krasinski came up with a whole movie to terrify their kids to be quiet

Despite the assertions I’ve yet to a view a video or gif that is, in fact, everything.

Staying at a resort and I’m pretty sure I just cut my whiskey with cucumber water. It is seriously refreshing

(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others

My elaborate confidence heist set during the Super Bowl is now ready for execution.

Your average karate class is seven 10 year old kids, a cop, and the tallest woman you’ve ever seen.

I’m never disturbed by a baby crying in a public place because i typically agree with the baby.

*casts The Illusion of Pragmatism

Part of me says the Conclave praise is overblown because it’s just like so many made for HBO movies from the 90s but then I realize those movies all kicked ass.

Mariscos down from my house serves a lobster dish on a foot by foot porcelain tile plate painted with blue flowers. Not too bad.

The Snyder Cut crew got their movie but not the respect they felt owed and now they must haunt the earth, lamenting for all eternity, drifting from social media platform to social media platform ever howling the worst-faith arguments they can fish out of the Acheron's anoxic depths

*flicking cigarette. “More like stupid bowl”

Non AI art.