OscarBrowns

You're living your best life.

I met my wife on tinder, can I sue them for that? ha ha ha boomer humour ball and chain hah ha ha

Actually I'm alone on a Saturday night

I drink too much.

I was right about America and it sort of sucks

Beautiful stuff

They don't know how to anymore, it's like the moon landing, the pyramids and Bertie beetles.

Lot of people complaining and not a lot of people overthrowing

Stadia app on an old android will be the "PS3 with PT installed" of 2030

You'd better start guillotining them, then

You know when you're taking a dookie diarrhoea dump and you're like, "This is just like Fester's Quest".

Antivaxers are just scared of needles, but it's all gone too far for them to admit it at this point.

She's a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything

How many until you start browning down uncontrollably

Wouldn't he buy the South African debt?

I met Dave McCormack once.

Kumite isn't as nice as Vegemite

I wish WE were engaged

Hey I've never seen this show should I comment on all your posts to affirm this

Sometimes I worry about what I post on social media, in terms of repercussions. That sucks. Nuke the USA.

Mega-doom

Age verification should be it asks you, "what's the first rule of fight club?" And if you get it right it blows your brains out

but then it just starts again

USA would be ok if it wasn't for all the fuckin seppos

I mowed my lawn with my shirt off cause i'm a suburban dad and that's my right

I've got a job and a kid and a wife so I don't want to shave or brush my hair.

Don't summon him

ruh roh

My brain won't stop saying project Gotham racing