Eli Balin

Looking forward to Deviant Art getting overwhelmed by #HuttPreg

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**BEAT DROPS**

This is the first thing I said after waking up this morning.

This used to be a requirement! 2000 years ago. And it involved cutting a bull open and seeing which way its intestines flopped around.

We did; you fast-forwarded past that part.

This is the sort of thing I'd excitedly scrawl on a post-it after waking up suddenly at 3am, and then be baffled by in the morning.

Dril tweet: "im a fruad. i wear the wrangler jeans despite never having wrangled a single goddamn thing in my life"

Skill issue.

Also, take an antacid, *now*.

That's how they get you!

After Hours
Pi
Hamlet

Joyce in a sweatervest tiled with the disturbing Odysseus O-face from 9CL

I am not a good person.

A warning sign: "NOTICE: `STAIRWAY' PROHIBITED IN THE LIBRARY'

"I gave him crippling depression! I'm a great guy!"

Detective Logan pressed "X" to Doubt.

Same number of planes that fell off the USS Harry S Truman last year.

Caligula, the commonly-known nickname for Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, can be loosely translated as "Bootsy".

They look pretty foolish when they're not washing the dishes.

why do their spacesuits have abs

The Twin Peaks title screen, except the text reads "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS"

The big boss dies, the ewoks sing their yub-nub song, and everything is hunky-dory forever.

Mid-Century Modern, Mid-Century Modern, Mid-Century Modern, M̸̥̭̖̤̒̇̾̋̓̐͆̂͊̀̉̍Ū̶̢͔̳̝̣̥̩̭̩̰͙͜͝R̸̦͓̘͇̩̱̪̝̩̋̋̿̉̍̊̎̐̔̔͂Ḍ̶̢͕͈̳̩̟̟̫̜̣͎̳͆̈́̕͜ͅE̶̡̧̤̖̬̫̭̠̲̯̠̠̯̜̥̔̈́͑͛̀̐̽̆͗̚͜͜R̷̨̖͚̥͒͋̇̈̆̾̉̈́̐́͌̚͘ ̵̢̨̹͔̩͖̲̙̺̹̭̤̏̍̔̽͆͂̑̓̋̌̀̓̈́́͠͝͝ͅĆ̴̦̪̳̖͇͉͚́͗͑̐̽͛͂̎̀̃̚͝Ȁ̵͍́͋̃̋̏̈́͆̿̚͘V̸̪̱̬͕͐͛̃̐̄͘̚͠Ȅ̵͓͉̣̝̭͇͙͉͓̘̀̇̏̎͆̐, Mid-Century Modern

I was preparing to hear some good stories about whaling

The Grand Canyon, from 30000ft.

His dad dropped a burning helicopter on Vic Morrow and two kids and that wasn't enough to keep him from directing "Blues Brothers 2000" fifteen years later.

I'd like to think that the "bunch of calls w/Newson" were to ask if the refrigerator was running or if he had Prince Albert in a can.

It's coming across as playing with an annoying hangnail on his thumb.

A page from Tom Stoppard's "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead", with the following line underlined in pen: GUIL: Yes, I'm very fond of boats myself. I like the way they're contained. You don't have to worry about which way to go, or whether to go at all -- the question doesn't arise, because you're on a boat, aren't you? Boats are safe areas in the game of tag...the players will hold their positions until the music starts...I think I'll spend most of my life on boats. "BOATS" is scrawled next to the passage, double-underlined.

From a second-hand copy of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead:

If I can't get the pacing to work in my head, it gets dumped.