Dad

If you followed me here from bird app, welcome!

I am going to probably start posting NSFW content on this account very soon. If that, understandably, isn’t something you’re into seeing, please unfollow ASAP.

My years of begging have finally paid off!

I’ll take the shitposting over the “discourse” every time.

Mastodon asks the question that nobody wanted an answer to: What if Twitter was like email?

Thanks again CAPITALISM.

It’s got real “nobody will vandalize my house, because it’s already on fire” energy.

This place was always going to end up as Twitter 2.

It sucks. Not sure how it’s preventable, though.

To find my long lost son Dale Dimmadome, heir to the Dimmsdale Dimmadome fortune.

Need me a tourist visa

DoorDash, obviously

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest solders.

Ahh yes, I was going to post something, but you see there is a download I have to monitor on my computer for… reasons. So you see the predicament I’m in.

I already skote, but I could be convinced to skeet again

Well, I’m here.