How to emotionally scar your spouse:
Step 1: Apply a face mask at silly-o’clock in the morning and sit silently drinking coffee.
Step 2: Wait for them to stumble into the room half-asleep and make direct eye contact.
Step 3: Enjoy the chaos you’ve created before they’ve even had caffeine. ☕️👻
Estefany Rodriguez was covering immigration arrests the day before her detainment Wednesday, a petition filed by her lawyers for her release stated.
https://cnn.it/4rUAdKd
Not gone, just delightfully cropped & coiffed 😉
After B.C. ‘springs forward’ it will join Sask. with permanent time year-round
Rep. Mary Gay Scanlon speaking during a congressional hearing
Rep. Mary Gay Scanlon: “So he is using YOUR Tax Dollars to protect oil tankers from attacks in the Strait of Hormuz, which will cause gas prices to go up — because he started a war using YOUR Tax Dollars”
Oh my gosh, those lovely curls!🥰
Just get rid of it… my province hasn’t had it since 1966, and life is much simpler
Breaking: Kristi Noem is out.
Minnesotans stood up for Alex and Renee and so many others.
And if anyone ever asked why we have committee hearings and demand answers….
Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie"
Moskowitz: I want to end on a happy note. I got you a new Coast Guard blankie, the one you lost.
OMG! Corruption runs deep. This shit has to stop.
NOEM: I hope Miguel Lopez got the $2,600
SWALWELL: Do you think that makes up for not being with his family? It was a nonviolent crime
NOEM: Now that he's been deported he will never get the chance to come back
S: The president is also a convicted felon if you want to talk about criminal records
LIEU: Did Amalia commit a crime?
NOEM: She did not. She's with her family
LIEU: The reason she's with her family is because she almost died in ICE detention until folks brought a lawsuit forcing her release
Raskin tears Kristi Noem a new one: "Apparently when your blankie was left on one of the govt jets and not transported to the new one, your special govt employee, Corey Lewandowski, chivalrously stepped forward to fight the pilot -- mid air!"
WALZ: What a 'stop payment' meant by what the administration did last week is 400,000 children without healthcare
COMER: We believe that's your fault
WALZ: Our Medicaid error rate is lower than your state
Jayapal to Noem: "None of these four US citizens were charged with a crime, none had their citizenship questioned, and all were lawfully exercising their First Amendment rights. Do you have anything you want to say to them?"
Raskin: We are fighting for American citizens, madam secretary, because your eyes agents shot them in the face and killed them and each person you see here represents 800,000 American citizens and you should know that as a former member of congress.
Kristi Noem insists ICE is not creating a database of protesters, despite ICE agents' and Tom Homan's comments to the contrary
NEW: When asked if top aide Corey Lewandowski has “a role in approving contracts,” DHS Secretary Kristi Noem replied, “No.”
But internal DHS records contradict her testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee.
By @josh-kaplan.bsky.social @justinelliott.bsky.social
Ted Lieu to Kristi Noem: “I just showed you a video with ICE officers at a school drop-off location — your refusal to commit to stopping these operations at or near schools & drop-off locations is why you're failing — so I'm going to show you this video that encapsulates why you're failing”
Balint to Noem: "You're the secretary of DHS -- for now. And you think you're immune from accountability. But I promise you this: one day he is not gonna be president anymore. And when that day comes, we will still be here. And in hearings like this, we are going to continue to prove your guilt."
I hope Noem is soon locked up in a facility with the "highest standards"
KAMLAGER-DOVE: At any point in your tenure at DHS, have you had sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski?
NOEM: You're peddling tabloid garbage
K: You should be able to answer if someone asks if a federal official is sleeping with their subordinate
NOEM: It's garbage
K: It's about your judgment
corruption much?
appreciate @whitehouse.senate.gov calling her out for misuse of government funds
and NOW, they're funneling even more money to a private slush fund?
one thing TRUMP hates is people skimming and he doesn't get a piece of it
she's gonna be the first person "gone" 💢
Neguse: “Where's Safe America Media headquartered?”
Noem: “I don’t know.”
Neguse: “I don’t know either. We can't find it…You want the American people to believe that this is all above board, that a $143 million of taxpayer money just happened to go to this one company that doesn't have a headquart
NOEM: I would disagree with the judge
CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?
NOEM: A what?
CROCKETT: A law degree
NOEM: No I do no-
CROCKETT: Okay
The Trump administration has offered all sorts of shifting reasons for the bombing, but the latest one is a real doozy.
BREAKING:
A federal trade-court judge ordered the Trump administration to start refunding the more than $130 billion it collected in the global tariffs invalidated by the Supreme Court last month
after absolutely eviscerating Kristi Noem and calling for her resignation, Tillis is applauded. He thens threatens to hold up nominees if she doesn't stop stonewalling him. My God.
