Xandypants

So much of this...

He is angry that I won't let him travel to see him and therefore I am terrible and don't care about him or his safety (excuse tf out of me?) and I'm just mad at his dad and being mean, and he won't speak to me except to argue about it

And I need to clarify that he hasn't passed or something but it looks like he is, at least for the time being, not interested in having a relationship with me in favor of his father.
Sorry if I scared anybody I am upset 🤦‍♀️😓

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Seems like I'm not a mom anymore

I've been wondering why Minneapolis hasn't seen the same surge of 18 USC 111 prosecutions that other cities targeted for immigration enforcement have experienced. At least part of the story may be that magistrate judges are turning down charges

Dictatorship is in the air and jfc does it smell like shit

This is fucking terrifying

Bus thread has united us all together once again, thank you bus thread

I love this!!

mock-up of a two-page spread for a book. left page: "How to read this book Different languages around the world have different words for the same things. [drawing of a pear in green and orange] In Mandarin, this is called a Li. In Spanish, this is called a Pera. In English, this is called a Pear. In Hindi, this is called a Nashpati. In Russian, this is called a Grusha.". right page: "To keep track of what they are talking about, scientists give every kind of living thing its own scientific name. These names are exactly the same everywhere in the world. The scientific name for this fruit is Pyrus. Many scientific names come from Ancient Greek or Latin, but they can include words from any language. Sometimes, scientists name a living thing after another person, as a tribute or a sign of respect. Sometimes, scientific names include the place where the living thing was found. Scientific names look complicated by themselves, but they are all made up of smaller words. If you learn the parts, you can put them together."

baby's first uhhhhhh introduction to the concept of a scientific binomial

ICE slipping on ice

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Ukrainian Folk Song - "Гей, соколи" [UKR, ENG, ESP SUBTITLES] YouTube video by AaronPV

music.youtube.com/watch?v=j61B...

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Thank you! 😆
I think we go pretty great together 😁🙏🏼

(Dear reader: yes he just did)

He's "tummy hurts 🥺" bf
I'm "did you poop? 🥺" gf

Thank you! I was thinking tortoise (the shell didn't look turtle-y to me) but when the suggested alt text popped up it said turtle and I wasn't sure 😅🙏🏼

a capybara is sitting on top of a turtle . Alt: a capybara is sitting on top of a turtle . I'm pretty sure it's actually a tortoise? Biologists sound off in the comments I guess

Fuck it here's a capybara riding a... turtle? Tortoise?

Just dropping by with some love for your Wednesday 💖

0/10 do not recommend it's about to take what's left of my teeth 🥲

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Soooooooooo I'm back but so is the MCAS, apparently (2 straight weeks!) 🥲
DX confirmed, batteries of tests run, etc

More later

Thank you 🙏 me too 🥲

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I'm lucky I have decent insurance from my job and there's a really great doc close by at the community clinic or else I'd be stuck!

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FINE I'll go to the damn doctor 😭😖

Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Yep! 🥲

Some days I am fully on top of my game AND everyone else's
Some days I can't catch up at all and barely know where I am

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lol it’s this guy