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Central banker. Ex-Banking supervisor. Building a CBDC πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί

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Good enough, welcome back Harry Dubois

07.03.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I once saw a bank put « nuclear warhead detonating on our headquarter » as a reverse stress test.
They concluded by « no recovery possible » and just moved on.

07.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Their only benchmark that matters is the fresh bacon index. The rest is just speculation

06.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

not like anything important happens in Chicago commodities and futures trading wise

06.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I discuss the interoperability of tokenised e-money extensively here and a lot the framing would be the same for tokenised securities . Central bankers and academics like it, so it’s probably too backward for people working in DeFi.

06.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

05.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 7473 πŸ” 2166 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 65

Many say Trump has no objective in Iran. I’m no expert, but maybe the point is the display of power: Venezuela, Iran, Greenland, Cuba, and defying US internal checks.
By that logic, even unchallenged (both militarily and diplomatically) carpet bombing is a success in itself.

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Cool, good luck!

06.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Misquoting Orwell is the perfect end to her tenure

05.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 2822 πŸ” 436 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 15

The Apprentice: Tehran.

05.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So it wasn’t automatic air defence messing up. It was one guy alone who saw his buddies, shot 3 missiles and destroyed 3 aircraft.
Must have been awkward after landing.

05.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mental model of a Dubai resident.

05.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

05.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Can Cuba also sleep soundly for now?

04.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
05.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you make an NFT of your container and it sinks to the bottom of the Straight of Hormuz you still have your NFT

04.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Significant military operation.

04.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me that in the early 2000, the US army developed and published a series of first-person shooter video games as a recruitment campaign.

04.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The influencers leaping to Dubai’s defence [FREE TO READ] As missiles streak across the region, unfazed residents insist they β€˜know who protects us’

β€˜British expats, he claimed, were refusing to fill out evacuation forms provided by the British government β€œjust in case it somehow turns into a tax form instead”.’

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as.ft.com/r/65cf2b43-6...

04.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 1036 πŸ” 369 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 70

Traditional central banking theory holds that the central bank is the bank of the state and public administrations, yet the city of Frankfurt, which hosts two central banks, banks with the local Sparkasse.

04.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every day I expect them to say : we will buy treasuries until we reach 100% of our liabilities and then do our private equity stuff in another entity like any boring emoney issuer and every day I am stunned.

04.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Are we 100% sure the regime itself actually wants the regime to survive? This seems idiotic

04.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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South Korea tax service reveals crypto wallet recovery phrase in press release, seized tokens moved in suspected breach: report The incident adds to a string of crypto custody failures involving South Korean authorities in recent months.

There are dumb things in crypto, but Tax authority posting its recovery phrase in press release is probably a top 10.

03.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

03.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh interesting

03.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well

03.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The 1988 film Rambo III ends with a dedication, but the widely circulated quote "This film is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan" is actually an urban legend. The original, official ending credit reads"This film is dedicated to the gallant people of Afghanistan".

The 1988 film Rambo III ends with a dedication, but the widely circulated quote "This film is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan" is actually an urban legend. The original, official ending credit reads"This film is dedicated to the gallant people of Afghanistan".

We know where this is going.

03.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 113 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have serious doubts this can go through on a short term (if ever) for the same reasons as stated below but we will see

03.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Takes time just to calculate the risk premium, underwrite, have lawyers on both sides to analyse, ask questions, go for board approval…

03.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You cannot do blanket coverage by fiat. DFC can underwrite risk insurance but will need to be on a carrier by carrier basis and will come with a risk subsidy calculation.

No serious shipper will take β€œtrust me bro, this is legal” when they’ve got crews and hundreds of millions in cargo endangered.

03.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1