I would buy whatever they're selling.

Ya know all those things I procrastinated on, calling them 2025 problems? I guess it's time to deal with those.

Tomorrow.

But you're gonna keep writing/posting songs, right? (I mean, at least until 2025 cancels TikTok.) We're gonna need punk rock more than ever.

All things should be Alan Tudyk. Full stop.

It was at the top of my short list when I was naming my dog, but I ultimately went with Mugsy, because... well...

Omg did you truly name your dog after the best character in Weird Al's cinematic classic, UHF? (If so, you have earned my undying admiration.)

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Great. Now we gotta resist the tRump clown car of fascism AND Skynet? Fuck you in advance, 2025. www.pcmag.com/news/asked-f...

Does it still count if I'm dead inside?

We don't deserve Flavor Flav (but everyone should follow him nonetheless). bsky.app/profile/flav...

Perfection!

THAT is $11 well spent.

Here's a nightmare I wasn't expecting to add to this week's pile of them.

I mean, as long as I didn't miss a memo about this space being dog-unfriendly, I guess I can hang with that.

First impression of Bluesky: I had to scroll for far too long before seeing a doggo pic. Can anyone fix that for me? Kthx.