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@ristretto

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trump has signed an executive order to let me personally launch a spaceshot from my backyard

21.01.2025 21:01 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Getting into the shuttle program nostalgia

Getting into the shuttle program nostalgia

Remembering the shuttle program problems.

Remembering the shuttle program problems.

Me trying to recapture those space feels as a kid

04.12.2024 01:54 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

bolt carrier groups

03.12.2024 23:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At this point, it feels not only good to see a victory of justice, it feels weird even

03.12.2024 13:01 👍 25 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

baofeng bomb time

25.11.2024 20:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Going to be really hard to justify sending billions of dollars in military aid to one guy with ICC arrest warrants while we attempt to claim the moral high ground in helping to fight off the other guy with an ICC arrest warrant

21.11.2024 12:48 👍 986 🔁 183 💬 31 📌 5
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21.11.2024 04:27 👍 476 🔁 155 💬 3 📌 20

happiness is stored in the nonlinear acoustics

21.11.2024 00:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

99 doppler gated luftballoons

20.11.2024 05:43 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

MY BOY ONLY [GUNSHOTS] [EXPLOSION] [BRAKES SCREECH] [BABY CRYING]

15.11.2024 03:37 👍 497 🔁 75 💬 5 📌 4

we really need to stop using "ivy league grad" as a qualifier. the ivy league puts out an extraordinary amount of morons

16.11.2024 07:44 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

heyyy aha wanna chat eeeh dubbayah

16.11.2024 04:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you were serious about an american insurgency you'd be paying more attention to a certain automotive sporting event than Red Dawn

16.11.2024 04:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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fuck you thought this was lil boy

15.11.2024 14:57 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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me at the mechanics asking if this engine oil is seed or vegetable

15.11.2024 15:00 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Can’t be overstated the degree to which so much of the surveillance state is conspicuous but ineffective. It’s a massive waste of resources.

14.11.2024 20:22 👍 65 🔁 17 💬 6 📌 2

It's hilarious that Trump's entire plan to wrest control of the government is to rerun how we lost the Iraq war

13.11.2024 14:55 👍 41 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 3

Lincoln absolutely mogging Lizzie with his bicurious facecard

13.11.2024 19:21 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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daps u up outside NASA Langley research center

21.10.2024 05:18 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

sneet phone vibrate

18.10.2024 02:37 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

naptime is wasted on small children who do not adequately appreciate it

30.09.2023 22:04 👍 372 🔁 63 💬 10 📌 2

general dynamics should have won ngsw

18.09.2023 00:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

:3

11.09.2023 16:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you drive a 4-door wrangler u r my enemy

09.09.2023 21:11 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

EVs with APUs >:)

11.09.2023 15:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I check this app once every 3 days in the hopes that they've added DMs or video posting

09.08.2023 21:36 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

"jiffy lube" is short for ordinary jifferential lubrequations

23.08.2023 01:06 👍 6 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

reskeet if you love kittens or hate cops! :3

11.08.2023 02:37 👍 27 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 2

nah what i'm saying is that i didn't think she ever could get married let alone at 23 💀

10.08.2023 22:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0