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Broke recognizes broke, so I'm giving away 6mos of free access to my middle-aged slut stories on Patreon.
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06.03.2026 15:13
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Ayyyyye π
05.03.2026 15:02
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I knew y'all would like da names πππ
05.03.2026 15:02
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a man in a blue shirt is walking down a road
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is walking down a road
SUGAR MAMA + UNSCRIPTED is moving over there too! These were once free stories on my author site.
$3 = SUGAR MAMA + UNSCRIPTED + β¨More goodiesβ¨
$6 = THE BEAST YOU MADE OF ME + SLICK MOUTH + β¨Even more goodiesβ¨
πbit.ly/paybeth for pinned post
Lemme head on out before yall beat my ass.
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03.03.2026 15:03
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Cβmere βn lemme talk to yall. Iβm starting a Patreon, & the werewolf smut w/ middle-aged sluts is getting serialized first, then Patrons will get early ebook access. Wide release will come later.
Black vampire MMF smut is coming up off the backburner too. Title: SLICK MOUTH. Also serializing.
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03.03.2026 15:03
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I've got an announcement to make, but I don't know how y'all gone take it. Y'all either gone be excited or y'all gone jump the hell outta me. We bout ta find out together. Be back here at 10AM EST tomorrow, Tuesday, March 3.
02.03.2026 23:22
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Do y'all think it's a coincidence that after the SAVE Act failed to pass, which was a voter suppression act, Trump decides to ILLEGALLY declare war against Iran? He wants to use emergency powers to declare executive power over elections.
π£οΈπWAKEπ IT πUPPPPPPPPPP!!!
28.02.2026 15:18
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I promise I haven't forgotten about the middle-aged sluts. I'll be issuing a new release date soon. So, if you still want a book with werewolf smut with middle-aged sluts, keep an eye out. βΊοΈ
22.02.2026 00:18
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My mom: *sends me random Bible scriptures*
Also my mom: *gives me important feedback*
18.02.2026 18:38
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I wrote THE POISONS WE DRINK angry. Black folk doing whatβs needed for progress, even when it made us look like monsters, was the point. Making anger sentient was a choice. Defiance looks evil from the wrong side or the sidelines of a revolution.
Rest in peace, Rev. Jesse Jackson
17.02.2026 14:18
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Although THE POISONS WE DRINK is about love potions, there's real, complicated, messy love between Venus and Presley. If you like "Black bi and pan enby couple doing crimes" rep for a V-Day book rec, might I recommend my little pink book? βΊοΈ
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14.02.2026 23:14
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Considering which books and authors they choose to invest $$$$$ in while BIPOC authors get left in the dust, A+B=C.
And to me, that's the gospel truth.
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13.02.2026 15:08
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When we critique or speak of trad pub, it's often viewed as this faceless Goliath but the truth is beneath its thin skin, white women are its backbone and lifeblood. We tiptoe around this, but that's what it is. And considering how toxic the industry is toward BIPOC authors, 1+1=2.
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13.02.2026 15:08
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They predominantly make up the agents, editors, and other publishing roles. Book marketing caters to white women, even for BIPOC books. Who gets through the gate oftentimes depends largely on if enough white women within literary agencies and publishing houses like you and your book enough.
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13.02.2026 15:08
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There's good convo on Threads about gatekeepers in trad publishing and I want to put what I've said there on here too:
A friend said that publishing isn't a meritocracy. I agreed, then said publishing is a white matriarchy. White women are the gatekeepers and kingmakers of trad pub.
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13.02.2026 15:08
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If only. πββοΈ
12.02.2026 22:57
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In THE POISONS WE DRINK, there's 8 love potions. Venus is known for Peitho potions, which make you fall for ideas. In DC, ideas become laws. Laws hold power over witchers. And power is more dangerous than magic.
Maybe, this book is your preferred poison? π
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12.02.2026 18:55
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Imagine a country where its president posts a video of a Black former president and his Black wife as monkeys during Black History Month to the masses.
Still not enough to invoke Article II, Section 4 though, lol. To terrified white folk, inclusivity is the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.
06.02.2026 14:19
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What my mind envisions during sex scenes in books when y'all be saying stuff like:
"She gave his head a nice, long lick."
05.02.2026 23:18
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If you're interested in reading THE POISONS WE DRINK yourself, you can find a copy to buy HERE: linktr.ee/bethanybaptiste or check it out your local library.
And if you HAVE read THE POISONS WE DRINK, let me know who your favorite familiar is!
I'm nosy. π
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04.02.2026 23:03
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In 2017, I was writing POISONS and decided I wanted familiars in my book's world. I decided that the Stoneheart family NEEDED a familiar and without hesitation, I immediately knew who that familiar would be.
So, Patch the Pumpkin Patch Kitten lives on in Patches the Stoneheart familiar.
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04.02.2026 23:03
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Me and my BFF slept the night with her at the friends house who threw the Halloween party. Then we took her to her new family. We had a long convo with the family before we handed her off. It was a match. They loved her. She loved them. We drove away but I never forgot that little cat.
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04.02.2026 23:03
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So, I put an ad up on Craigslist. The ad no longer exists but I still have the responses from it. A military family just moved to the area and wanted a pet. The wife reached out. We spoke on the phone but agreed to bring Patch to see if they were a good fit for her.
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04.02.2026 23:03
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Because she had a patch on her chest and we found her in a pumpkin patch, we named her Patch. But unfortunately, no one could take her. I couldn't take her. I lived with my parents and my mom was allergic to cats. My friend couldn't take her. He already had several cats.
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04.02.2026 23:03
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We were all worried she'd get hit by a car because the church was near a busy road. She was glued to us, so we took her. We went to a Halloween party, hoping to give her to a friend or a friend of a friend. She was a hit at the Halloween party.
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04.02.2026 23:03
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I need pumpkins for some math and science activities. As we wandered the patch, we saw a little black kitten with a white patch, following people and playing in the pumpkins. We asked the workers if she belonged to anyone. They said no.
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04.02.2026 23:03
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He's been with the family for 151 years. Some readers love him down! But he's actually inspired by a REAL Patches.
On Halloween 2015, my BFF & I went to a church pumpkin patch. It was my first year teaching kindergarten. I need pumpkins for some math and science activities.
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04.02.2026 23:03
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STORY TIME!
In my book, THE POISONS WE DRINK, many witchers have familiars. Most familiars are youngins, but some are old and remain with a family through generations. They're called antique familiars. Patches, the Stoneheart familiar, is a black cat with a white heart patch on his chest.
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04.02.2026 23:03
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Weβre flying up to see my dad (congestive heart failure & failing kidneys), but kenneling my 2 dogs requires vaccines, vet exams, & lodging. Iβm disabled w/ my own health costs, so it's been tuffff!
Pup 1: $329
Pup 2: $100
ANY SUPPORT IS GREATLY APPRECIATED! π₯Ή
Venmo: storysorcery
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02.02.2026 02:32
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Weβre flying up to see my dad (congestive heart failure & failing kidneys), but kenneling my 2 dogs requires vaccines, vet exams, & lodging. Iβm disabled w/ my own health costs, so it's been tuffff!
Pup 1: $329
Pup 2: $100
ANY SUPPORT IS GREATLY APPRECIATED! π₯Ή
Venmo: storysorcery
#MutualAid
02.02.2026 02:32
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