Mick W

Well that made me feel optimistic for the future. Er..

Ah , I see the plan has moved to flatten as many towns as possible phase.

They are hooves! They are turning into donkeys just like Pinnochio!

Can’t the rest of the world just sue the cnt like he does to everyone else?

Aww, wonder if he had spent ages learning his lines?

Oh no, Porta Potty parties lose their shine.

Should be a freshwater fish on the £20 note as both already have traces of coke.

I got par.

Don’t blame you, once you say something you can’t row back.

Ah ok, probably explains a lot.

I was going to ask if you have ever spoken to him but I imagine he is full of rage and best kept away from.

What a cnt. I’d be tempted post an anonymous card saying as much.

In the UK it’s over $8 a gallon.

Scene from A Clockwork Orange A man has a black band across his forehead and there are wires and probes connected to head. His eyes are being held open by metal forceps.

A collection of different models of guitars lined up near a wooden wall in a shop

“Let’s see what is really on your mind!”

The dark bit here.

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Bluesky - You won’t believe what the UKs defence attaché to the UAE is??

Sandy Sandilands! They send him to the land of sand!

IMAGINE A FRIEND is out today.

Tell all your friends, real or imaginary!

Havin’ that.

The Great Curl.

Papa Glesga

That’s degrees C not F.

The middle but it’s pretty much the same everywhere. Rain, rain and more rain.

Seven day weather forecast showing rain every day

I will gladly swap

Actually they didn’t even get that far.

Yea the Roman generals did that and still lost a few armies. I’m sure the US generals are shitting themselves at the thought of having to plan this.
Only a madman would give the order to carry this out…oh.

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…took 20 years and still failed.