Jon (and Evie & Pickle)

The lag has been mad

A screenshot showing the news was reported at 00.01 on a Monday morning.

And great timing for the press release Wesley.

It's giving "can I get a picture" vibes to me. She's no clue who that Dick is.

Clumber Spaniel? And no, I'm not going to read what the heck is going on at the dog inbreeding show.

Head and shoulder shot of a chap with a load of stitches in his bruised chin. Quite a rainbow of colour.

Oof!

Hopefully the final round of me and the NHS versus my crappy jaw.

Oven clock, we meet again.

I am guffawing right now! #grn

I don't know a lot about this, but surely if it's privatised the storage costs shouldn't be shouldered by the government? I'm not trying to be awkward, I'm genuinely interested.

We really are going to have to agree to disagree on this particular topic frå. I'll bid you farewell for now, maybe our feeds will cross paths again under more agreeable circumstances. Cheerio.

Some of us chaps seem to find that problematic, but I've not seen it here to be fair 😁

And now I've looked at the menu I'm suddenly very hungry 😋

Post saved for when I'm next over that way 👍🏻

PM was on the show charity-washing her fucking appalling career, making facile comments about the UN, and you think AV is a disgrace to call her out for (checks notes) SHILLING FOR A FUCKING ARMS FAIR.

Get a grip man, you've either got an issue with AV already, or you like a bit of sword carrying.

Solo drinking is great fun, good people watching opportunity to boot

Absolutely! If I could, I definitely would 🍺

It was a good race. I like the new rules and cars #NoSpoilers

Wow! Looks amazing 🤩

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An absolutely perfect record in every way 🧡

I do wonder what in the hell the free and single bikini bots think they're going to achieve by signing up to Bluesky. Nobody came here to meet free and single bikini bots. We came here to talk about interesting books and records and old rotting gates and discuss the downfall of civilisation.

Just in case you missed it...

Here's what Vittorio said, plus, crucially, Mordaunts *response*.

Saying she didn't have a chance to give one is patently untrue at best, an outright lie at worst. And why you'd leap to the defence of her is totally beyond me. She's appalling

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We love Mary! Lyme is our go to place for a beach walk with Pickle

Well thank God for that...

Well thank God for that...

Well thank God for that...

Well thank God for that...

Because the hair just ain't there.

Of all the hills to die on.

Boris Johnson: "Keir Starmer has made us an irrelevance on the world stage..."

Orbital, by Samantha Harvey is a fantastic short read. Now I've recommended it I'm going to have to re-read it.

Beautiful xx

My meeting with Donald Trump went very much as expected.

Not at all. What twatty behaviour.