Doing some research into exactly how many rhymes MCA had
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Doing some research into exactly how many rhymes MCA had
I’ve also eaten an entire pumpkin pie in one sitting, but I’m not a highly-touted pitching prospect. So, I guess it’s not “news-worthy”
Check in on your mime friends. The Greater Philadelphia mime scene is so incredibly toxic and too many of us suffer in silence.
When it comes to drama in the Philadelphia mime scene, the less said about it, the better.
The greater Philadelphia mime scene is so insular and cliquey. We will never survive if we keep boxing ourselves in like this.
I just heard some major gossip about the Philadelphia mime scene but you won’t hear it from me
Was running out of gas on the elliptical earlier and then Across 110th Street came on. Dan Reed is the mfn goat.
What do we think? Is his smug smirk just different enough to fuel internet speculation that he’s been replaced? We can only hope.
Putting the finishing touches on my hyper-realistic Jeff Daniels mask
Done meal prep for the week (two 21 ounce cans of apple pie filling and a Diet Dr. Pepper x5)
2.6K likes for a clip from Barry Levinson’s TOYS…the world is in a bad bad place
Someone should write a song about being a lineman for the county.
Every once in awhile I like to remind my loyal followers that my first kiss was with a parrot at an exotic bird show at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. I feel like people should know who it is they are interacting with online. #transparency #netiquette
Don’t like this, don’t care for this at all.
Send this creature to hell
Going to the doctor is always an interesting experience. Where else will you be asked questions like, “What role does Metamucil play in your life?”
Disgraceful!!!
We legit had an awesome time. But they charge you for everything but the air you breathe and I wouldn’t be surprised if they are working on it.
A clearly distressed man hiding behind a smile while wearing a barrel as clothes
Had an awesome weekend at Great Wolf Lodge!
MagiQuest is the snake oil of the 2000s. 24 hours later and I’m still feeling shame over having been taken like a common rube.
Being a husky dad means being smart enough to get a snack that only you will want to eat. “You sure you don’t want any spearmint leaves? Okay, well they’re here if you change your mind. Peanut brittle too.”
Have you dreamed this man?
That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.
Just had to make a very difficult phone call to my friend whose name starts with the letter “B” (according to a video I watched earlier, he will shit himself tonight at 3:30 am)
It’s almost like they played a last place schedule in a division where two of the four teams are grossly incompetent.
Mike Tyson: the paragon of health
Kid Rock just fell off the stage. Lots of blood
And, in retrospect, this thing went hard as shit. Thank you mom and dad.
My parents would never pay full price for things so I wore a Seahawks starter jacket throughout grade school because it was the only one that fit me at the Starter outlet in Williamsburg, VA. For that reason, and also owing largely to the fact that they are playing the vile patriots, I say: Go birds
Headline that reads “despite assault allegations, Portnoy hold considerable influence in the pizza world.”
Roses are red,
Flags are unfurled,
