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Andrew Zuber

@therealzuber

TV Writer for Nickelodeon, Freeform. Currently on The Neighborhood on CBS. Yes I was the magician on House Hunters. Cocoa fanatic.

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I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

05.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 6137 πŸ” 775 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 31
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Someone on Melrose was radicalizing their child

05.03.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I still can’t understand why anyone who doesn’t support this administration has remained on Twitter. It became an absolute cesspool, run by a corrupt billionaire, filled with toxicity and lies. Good riddance.

02.03.2026 07:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats! Always feels amazing to see your work coming to life.

20.02.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats! In a business filled with passes, it’s always amazing to see a win. Can’t wait to check it out!

20.02.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do Republicans not know that if one of their own makes a mistake it actually strengthens their party to hold that person accountable?

08.01.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations to Bari Weiss on giving this 60 Minutes story far more publicity by trying to suppress it.

22.12.2025 04:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am sick and tired of not owning a golden retriever.

19.12.2025 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I loved it. One of my favorites.

15.12.2025 02:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nicely sums up why I left that shit hole of a website and will never return

24.11.2025 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@eve6.bsky.social has been awfully quiet lately and I need answers

20.11.2025 21:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's profoundly different to cover a U.S. president than state or local officials, and too, much harder to vent publicly if you're female. But if in my reporting days, if anyone from a police sergeant to the mayor of Baltimore told me, "Quiet, piggy," I'd immediately insist he go fuck himself.

18.11.2025 17:32 πŸ‘ 2221 πŸ” 394 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 22

Here’s the deal:

His new name is Piggy.

That’s what we call him. In every conversation. In every post. In every meme.

Make it so pervasive that people in his on party and on his own staff start using it behind hos back and it eventually slips out at a press conference.
#PresidentPiggy #PIGUS

18.11.2025 19:49 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

β€œHe said himself” sir you must be joking

18.11.2025 16:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Normalize calling him names to his face. I don’t care what his role is - he deserves zero respect and should be treated as such.

18.11.2025 16:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m biased because one of my former showrunners created it and I helped test it, but I really enjoy Writer’s Room Pro. It helps me a lot to visualize everything and navigate story. Plus I loved to color code stuff and I know that’s not revolutionary but it brings me so much joy.

14.11.2025 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

14.11.2025 01:28 πŸ‘ 14013 πŸ” 3465 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 67

She’s beautiful!

10.11.2025 20:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some vague promise of a vote in the future? We’re supposed to trust Republicans now? The party lead by the most dishonest crook in political history? If Democrats can’t play to win then they need to get off the field. I’m so mad I just made a sports analogy.

10.11.2025 05:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What an ugly display. The room is trash too.

08.11.2025 05:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll send you a check. Just don’t cash it.

31.10.2025 02:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m currently battling cancer (we’ll win this fight) and it is bonkers to think about how quickly this can bankrupt someone without insurance. I sit in a room pitching jokes and eating free gummy bears all day and I’d be lost without my union plan. Every person on earth should have access to this.

30.10.2025 15:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have an idea for a show about a doctor who’s really good at being a doctor, but being human? hooo boy that throws em for a loop

30.10.2025 04:15 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0

New rule: you can’t vote on any reality show stuff until you vote in a U.S. election first

23.10.2025 21:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

19.10.2025 22:19 πŸ‘ 17789 πŸ” 4013 πŸ’¬ 208 πŸ“Œ 164

The party of law and order sure loves pardoning convicted felons

17.10.2025 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand."

that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.

02.10.2025 00:08 πŸ‘ 3893 πŸ” 265 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 4

I was stunned when I saw this on their story yesterday. Immediately unfollowed.

12.09.2025 04:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tax the rich. And remember, they don't see us as equally human as them. They see us as inferior beings who don't deserve a living wage for our labors or health care or benefit from our taxes. Their proof of our inferiority is the fact that we are not rich.

11.09.2025 19:30 πŸ‘ 316 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 8

If a guest actress Emmy win isn’t going to air during the live show then what is the live show even for

07.09.2025 03:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0