I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.
07.03.2026 18:48
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I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.
Photo of Kristi Noem with the headline Kristi Noem Put Down For Being Too Hard to Train From Reductress
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Mmmmm, sourdough!
—Claude
You’re Just a Brain in a Jar, Charlie Brown!
So you’re that Salty should be disemvoweled?
Be the futility you wish to see in the all-encompassing void.
A senior administration official who identified himself as an oncologist at the University of California, San Francisco, defended his decision to refuse an application for the drug's review from UniQure, which had reported success in a small trial of Huntington's patients. The official, who spoke on the condition that his name not be used, called it a "failed therapy" and detailed conversations between the company and the F.D.A., which the company later disputed. The official said he missed his clinic, his teaching role and his ability to speak freely. Dr. Prasad is an oncologist on leave from U.C.S.F.
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I say O fortuna
You say velut luna
Let’s call the whole thing Orff
my brain:
“setup navidrome” to the tune of “Feliz Navidad”
We could be bridesmaids
Just for one day
(note to self: create pithy posts)
That one appears to have come from Andy Borowitz, so not necessarily strictly true.
Neopet Sematary
This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers
A screenshot of the accessibility tab in my Bluesky settings, showing the alt text toggled on "require alt text before posting" Btw alt text is also a fun place to shamelessly editorialize on your post and there ain't no character limit. Go ahead and share the Canterbury Tales here plus throw in a random Fuck or Shitass. It's a delightful pastime
Friends, please use Alt Text whenever you post images. It helps those with sight issues understand your sparkling captions & assists those of us who are hopelessly unhip in getting your references. Just toggle it in the settings for a reminder every time you share a bot mot, THANKYOUSOMUCH
WATCH: This is my favourite thing on the internet right now. Well done Norway! youtube.com/watch?v=T4Up...
Whole Foods customers secretly dread
Reincarnation as eaters of Wonder Bread.
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead
(S)he likes it. Hey Mikey!
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
OTOH: more cheese for me!
A circle in red says fuck it repeatedly. Inside the circle there’s a flame the words there are no rules anymore and a cheeseburger.
good news everyone
*brain from their skull*
sexy singles in your area are government-issue bots
Beard thread: post ‘em if you got ‘em!
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read as “sinners”
yeah, I’m pretty lazy about that sort of thing
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
Anyways.
