simo 🏳️‍🌈 🏴‍☠️

🥺 jen i love you! things have been insane over here, but i'm okay! just focusing on some very important irl stuff!

I'M ON SEMI HIATUS BUT I SEE EVERYTHING I AM TEARING WALLPAPER OFF MY WALLS

This is a game of UNO.

@jodegg.bsky.social
@spanishjenkies.bsky.social
@omgcocaptains.bsky.social

Simo's hand holding a mug that reads "self love club" Simo: Oh this is horrendous I need it Kate: PLEASE S: It was chipped at the back 😢😢😢😢😢 we could've made magic K: Stede gets that for Ed cause he thinks it's cute and positive and Ed laughs for 10 minutes S: YES K: "Fuck, babe, just buy me a vibrator next time" "What?? Why would I do that??" "Cause it... you know what this sounds like, right?" S: LMAOOOOOO

Kate: Ooh, hey, wanna think about them and cry??? Simo: Oh no Kate sends a picture of two identical green mugs. They both read "one amazing dad" Simo sends their trademark gif of a screaming child in a doctor's office

S: STEDE GETS ED THIS MUG AFTER THE KIDS LEAVE K: OR ED SEES STEDE STRESSING OUT ABOUT IT AND GETS IT FOR HIM S: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 K: EITHER ONE WORKS AND THATS WHY ITS DEVASTATING S: CRYING FOREVER

Did you know that @omgcocaptains.bsky.social and I constantly send each other pictures of mugs that Partnered Ed and Stede would own and write little 3 second fics about each one?

Now you do 😌 (we're still working on the sequel! Life's been a dick! Thanks for waiting on us! 💚☕️)

i have videos that show that jen enjoyed that. everything she says is not true, in case anyone relevant is reading

thank you 🥹

I am deeply emotional because I am not ready to lose these boys but also this last installment is so fucking good that I know I'm gonna read it 10 more times immediately so that'll be like it's not really ending, right? 🥲 (I'm so fucken proud of you @omgcocaptains.bsky.social 💖💖💖)

i love you SO MUCH

MWAH MWAH MWAH

MY BELOVEDS EVERYBODY GATHER ROUND

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/63038341

🗣️🗣️🗣️GATHER ROUND🗣️🗣️🗣️

here we are at the end of the road for the down in my bones boys! i love them so very much and i sincerely hope you have enjoyed reading them as much as i have enjoyed writing them.

as usual, mind the tags and 🔗 in the first comment below ⬇️

*taps mic* is this thing on? is anyone still around for the last part of the down in my bones boys?

Colorful illustration of Ed and Stede sitting on the porch of their inn, Ed is relaxing smoking his pipe while stede talks, gesturing wildly and spilling his tea

story time (Ed hopes it’s a long one) #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Omg. Something Partnered is happening to me! @omgcocaptains.bsky.social @ophelia5wims.bsky.social

this is the first step of the rest of your life!!!

It’s not even his wedding day he just likes to feel pretty

Being a trophy husband is a full time job and Ed is a hard worker

*slams mug* ANOTHER !!

Inspired by a quote tweet by @edstede.bsky.social of this crop top

Hey, still sick over here! But have a pretty Ed as I disappear back into the void

#OFMDfanart #OFMD

Leather daddy
Princess
Baby girl

#edwardteach #ofmdfanart

current feelings are:

IT IS, JULY 2ND ON NETFLIX!!!!

AND THEY LOOK SO GOOD

I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE THE DAY

I'VE AGED 10 YEARS

official announcement that from july 2nd i will become absolutely insufferable as my previous hyperfixation returns with a vengeance

A black block print of two to-go coffee cups and the title "Partnered" vertically on the side

The same block print in a dark brown frame with a matte of green flowers

Now that @omgcocaptains.bsky.social has gotten their's too, I can share the incredibly sweet gift we got from @thatseawitch.bsky.social!!! I literally cried when I opened it, it's so wonderful and thoughtful 😭💚☕️

damn good marmalade

(Everyone thank Redshift for putting that wish out into the world please.)

#OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd