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silhouette of a great blue heron stalking fish in shallow water

great blue heron fishing, from the other day

Measles is 'worse than expected' in Utah, officials say Measles patients in Utah are developing severe complications, health officials say, including potentially life-threatening anemia and liver inflammation.

Measles patients are developing severe complications including life-threatening anemia and liver inflammation. Measles is a life-threatening infection which can be prevented by vaccination.
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My best friend’s sister, who CBP has been telling us different stories all day about, her phone just got turned back on. She is a US citizen born in Evanston. They said she was never detained at O’Hare after telling us she was, they said she was not transferred to Broadview, and now she's in a detention facility in WI.

🚨 My best friend’s sis, who CBP has been telling us different stories all day about, phone just got turned back on. US citizen born in Evanston. They said she was never detained at O’Hare after telling us she was, said she was not transferred to Broadview, now she's in a detention facility in WI.😡

centipede: *walking by*

Ariel: whoa what’d you trade

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

"It's pissing people off": Older Dems are sick of hearing about "generational change" "I have no idea why this is the year to write this story, except that Joe Biden was old."

then maybe they should retire so they don’t have to hear about it anymore

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Heroes (David Bowie acoustic cover) YouTube video by Half a Person

from the archives: because what the hell anymore:

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Nelson using Milhouse's fist to hit him with whilst also filming him. Nelson is saying "Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."

Nelson then demanded Milhouse's unconditional surrender

in the side effects? Zero

they say “between the anus and genitals” way too many times in the jardiance commercial

I hate it when somebody in a movie has a problem. Can’t they just have a nice time

BREAKING: U.S. Customs and Border Protection detained three U.S. citizens and three Green Card holders, including an Evanston resident, at O'Hare Thrusday afternoon

At least one, an Evanston woman, is currently being held at Broadview's ICE facility, her sister told me

So good

I’ve never seen how rugby 🏉 players practice

Top, bottom, bottom 🥰🥳

i enjoy the hot mic f bombs you get with live sports

friday night, the classic party night

a hotdog in every hand

horrors of the world and chill?

whole tv shows about it

get em

i’m into fine arts you’re into doodoo and farts

remember this when you’re feeling lost:

it’s where’s waldo, not where’s waldon’t

A screenshot of the accessibility tab in my Bluesky settings, showing the alt text toggled on "require alt text before posting" Btw alt text is also a fun place to shamelessly editorialize on your post and there ain't no character limit. Go ahead and share the Canterbury Tales here plus throw in a random Fuck or Shitass. It's a delightful pastime

Friends, please use Alt Text whenever you post images. It helps those with sight issues understand your sparkling captions & assists those of us who are hopelessly unhip in getting your references. Just toggle it in the settings for a reminder every time you share a bot mot, THANKYOUSOMUCH

David Copperfield Named in Epstein Files, Ends Vegas Residency Magician David Copperfield will end his long MGM Grand Las Vegas residency after FBI memos in newly released Epstein files mention him.

Not enough. More.

it was bound to happen

I mean he did promise to do for the world what he did for his businesses. So you know, promises kept

I thought it was Wednesday until about 5pm