Yes I very much should have specified "men in the US" cuz this is spot on
07.03.2026 03:15
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So sorry to see this 🫂🫂🫂
07.03.2026 03:12
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I feel so so bad for straight men and their lack of intimacy.
I'm out to dinner and there's a table of them across the way and they keep greeting each other with fist bumps
🤜💥🤛
07.03.2026 03:04
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At a matinee showing of "Wuthering Heights" and it's me and 6 old ladies.
(So 7 old ladies total)
06.03.2026 20:52
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🫠😍
06.03.2026 19:27
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Stoppppp 😂😂😂😂
06.03.2026 03:31
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Yes x 2
06.03.2026 01:09
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Straight? Straight to HR! 😤
Such a cute shirt.
06.03.2026 01:08
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✅
06.03.2026 00:12
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Yeah I think it works 😉
05.03.2026 23:26
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A picture of a naked torso. There are hands near the crotch with nails that have been painted a dark green. The hands are framing a soft intact penis.
Trying to figure out how to show off today's manicure 💅🏼
05.03.2026 23:23
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My partner just showed me these and I'm so excited to try them.
05.03.2026 22:14
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Is anyone else very particular about music tempo as they run on a treadmill?
I find that I need to listen to something around 180 bpm to match my typical cadence otherwise my brain short circuits and I get way more fatigued trying to match a different BPM.
Thankful for my 180 bpm playlist. 🙂↕️
05.03.2026 20:43
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Oh that's so cute 🥰
05.03.2026 06:27
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Boooo 😢 sorry to see this. I hope you heal up quickly 🫂
Also before I fixed it, the last sentence autocorrected to "I hope youre heels up quickly" and I hope that's also true. 😩
05.03.2026 06:26
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I would come read with you 🥹
05.03.2026 06:18
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It's a sign for you to find one 🪧
05.03.2026 06:18
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I'm so excited, lol
05.03.2026 02:13
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I'm attending a "Silent Book Club" at a local brewery this evening.
You show up with whatever book you're reading, chat with some folks, but then spend some quiet time reading your own books, chat a little bit at the end, then go home.
As an introvert, this is the perfect way to be social.
05.03.2026 02:09
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For when you're hungry after watching the AK-wielding bald eagle win the NASCAR race.
05.03.2026 01:39
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Glad it went well! 🫂 Such a cutie, even post-surgery 🥹
05.03.2026 01:33
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Also it turns out a fresh strawberry vinaigrette is super easy to make.
05.03.2026 01:19
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I'm going to get my nails done tomorrow as my lil' treat / self care
05.03.2026 00:28
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Please come over.
I'm cooking shirtless, so you get dinner and a show.
05.03.2026 00:26
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I'm using jalapenos kettle chips as breadcrumbs for my chicken thighs and you can't stop me. 😤
05.03.2026 00:20
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The fact that they KEEP PULLING even after they shout about his hand/arm is so fucking wild.
05.03.2026 00:14
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This is soup on a bun.
04.03.2026 21:24
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I have much to contribute to this memoir.
04.03.2026 20:11
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I think sluttier requires some outside assistance that I am very much willing to provide. 🥹
04.03.2026 20:09
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A screenshot saying that a post was marked as being written in Amharic.
You're always welcome 😘
Also what is happening here? Lol 👇🏼
04.03.2026 04:18
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