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21st century digital attorney. cybersecurity & data counsel, privacy & compliance, FOSS, sometimes litigation; probably not your lawyer. ~~β˜†~~

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this linked article is incredible because it basically says "Nintendo showed us what it's like inside the canonically-lavish Luxury Ball and therefore we can assume the inside of all pokΓ©balls are nice, tailored environments."

my friend, you've been shown a PokΓ©-temkin Village.

07.03.2026 07:09 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

overcursed

07.03.2026 07:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

do you think the Mission Accomplished banner from 2003 is still kicking around somewhere?

07.03.2026 06:49 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're blue, and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits?

06.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

old Bay Bridge spotted.

07.03.2026 06:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

never realized the fans were made of lego bricks.

07.03.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
draw cow tools thx [it makes you change the prompt up if you ask the same thing more than twice]

the drawing is of a cow with 4 tools on a table! finally! it also says "holy balls" for some reason.

draw cow tools thx [it makes you change the prompt up if you ask the same thing more than twice] the drawing is of a cow with 4 tools on a table! finally! it also says "holy balls" for some reason.

is ai conscious?
is it learning?
all we can know is that with each request it gets closer.

07.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
draw cow tools plx 

the drawing is of two cow tools and the arms, nose, and horns of a cow.

draw cow tools plx the drawing is of two cow tools and the arms, nose, and horns of a cow.

okay how about, tools but only the barest impression of cow?

07.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
draw cow tools please

drawing is probably a cow.

draw cow tools please drawing is probably a cow.

like that old song goes, one outta two ain't bad.

07.03.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that Elden Ring omgggg.

07.03.2026 05:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

y'know what,
*ungenerals your hospital*

07.03.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
Post image

hi everyone happy to start my first day of work at bsky! my computer was having a lil overheating trouble but this should fix the issue

07.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1259 πŸ” 378 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

the gaming flashback I just had from this image.

07.03.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
you asked for an image,
draw cow tools please

the image is a quickly doodled cow, I think, saying "hurr murr" or similar, with a prongler?

you asked for an image, draw cow tools please the image is a quickly doodled cow, I think, saying "hurr murr" or similar, with a prongler?

nailed it.

youraislopbores.me

07.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

flawless office trolling.

07.03.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
you asked,
how many numbers is TOO many?

"ai" responded,
10000000000000000000000000-(the zeroes continue offscreen, presumably forever)

you asked, how many numbers is TOO many? "ai" responded, 10000000000000000000000000-(the zeroes continue offscreen, presumably forever)

07.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this shit does, in fact, rule.

07.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

this is fantastic.

07.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A LIST OF WORDS FOR COOL.

A LIST OF WORDS FOR COOL.

A DUDE THINKING SOME SERIOUSLY DEEP THOUGHTS.

A DUDE THINKING SOME SERIOUSLY DEEP THOUGHTS.

THE BEST HOODIE OF ALL TIME

THE BEST HOODIE OF ALL TIME

MY CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE MACHINE. A "CUTE CATBOY" AND BEANS.

MY CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE MACHINE. A "CUTE CATBOY" AND BEANS.

SO THIS SHIT RULES. youraislopbores.me

06.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 248 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 24
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Where The Water Was - Leventhal Map & Education Center at the Boston Public Library One-sixth of Boston sits on land that was once tidal estuaries, shallow marshes, and mud flats.

real talk though I have a childhood memory of seeing a map of how much of Boston is actually landfilled and the answer is "most of it"

cf.
www.leventhalmap.org/articles/whe...

07.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

(stupidity as a maybe tertiary factor, but far from existing in a vacuum)

07.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in a devil's bahgain, we gained usable landmass in exchange for our Rs.

07.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, I blame the LLM Hype Machine here.

and that nasty spinoff of the CSI Effect that makes people trust machine outputs over people in legal matters.

07.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

legitimately would watch. only good L&O franchise idea, ever.

07.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As a millennial, I can’t help but laugh at the fact that as soon as I finally got a job that pays enough for me to climb out of a hole and actually start putting my family in a good position for our future, we end up in another war in the middle east that will cripple our economy.

06.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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How a New Hampshire libertarian utopia was foiled by bears Seriously, this happened. You should absolutely read about it.

that was New Hampshire.

www.vox.com/policy-and-p...

07.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

07.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 5549 πŸ” 1070 πŸ’¬ 119 πŸ“Œ 39

To y'all young artists out there, take in comfort that your "poorly drawn" picture has more copyright protection than some GenAI slop piece. Thanks to the latest Supreme Court ruling against GenAI, it's a major victory for us artists.

06.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 941 πŸ” 327 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

*sad, plaintext trombone*

06.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0