Haha thanks! Sometimes being too lazy to get off the couch pays off
@schrodingers-thot
We love alts over here, right? Chubby gay dude who likes being naked, especially with others. Mostly vers but sometimes a side. Wichita is home. He/him/his, 35 No one under 18, obviously. Very NSFW. DMs are open π
Haha thanks! Sometimes being too lazy to get off the couch pays off
Hadnβt planned on making any #ThirstyThursday content so everyone thank @banditdeanx.bsky.social for the inspiration. Donβt watch if youβre not into #piss, obviously.
Hehe Iβll keep that in mind.
I think youβre right!
Well this is giving me ideasβ¦
More cock and tummy on this Tuesday.
π π¦ #thirstythursday
He already made me cum and squirt, but Julien Jet didn't want to stop eating my pussy π₯΅π¦
The vest was an excellent choice π€€
Happy birthday!! π€€
I squirted so much! π¦
Any volunteers to lie underneath me next time? π€€
Jeopardy and chill sounds like fun (but the chill can only happen during commercial breaks and after the episode is over).
Cooking
Ordered mine! So glad these came back.
Happy Valentineβs Day, ya filthy gooners π
My thoughts exactly!
Donβt be sad, go get a tattoo πΊ
Donβt be sad, go get a tattoo π
Donβt be sad, go get a tattoo πͺ©
If you ainβt tryna make out before we get to it, I donβt want it.
A new tattoo would solve none of my problems, but it would certainly make me feel better.
Finally watched Pillion. Definitely going on my Best of 2026 list.
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On Fridays we post cock. Happy #FCF (and Friday the 13th to those who observe)!
So we all had the same childhood ππ
I wish you were pleasuring me like this π€€
FULL VIDEO:
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I always tell myself to post more than just nudes here but then forget π.
Anyway how are you all this thirsty Thursday?
I havenβt been to the barber and the mustache is getting a bit wild π
Got stretched and pounded by @bullybarrett.bsky.social's big dick πππ€€
Did the dishes, did my taxes, and got groceries. At the very least I deserve to have my ass eaten as a reward.
AI porn is weird. Stop reposting that shit.