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SchrΓΆdinger’s Thot

@schrodingers-thot

We love alts over here, right? Chubby gay dude who likes being naked, especially with others. Mostly vers but sometimes a side. Wichita is home. He/him/his, 35 No one under 18, obviously. Very NSFW. DMs are open 😈

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Latest posts by SchrΓΆdinger’s Thot @schrodingers-thot

Haha thanks! Sometimes being too lazy to get off the couch pays off

06.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hadn’t planned on making any #ThirstyThursday content so everyone thank @banditdeanx.bsky.social for the inspiration. Don’t watch if you’re not into #piss, obviously.

06.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Hehe I’ll keep that in mind.

06.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you’re right!

06.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well this is giving me ideas…

06.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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More cock and tummy on this Tuesday.

03.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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01.03.2026 07:45 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’› πŸ’¦ #thirstythursday

26.02.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 489 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 1
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He already made me cum and squirt, but Julien Jet didn't want to stop eating my pussy πŸ₯΅πŸ’¦

22.02.2026 10:56 πŸ‘ 904 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 3

The vest was an excellent choice 🀀

20.02.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!! 🀀

19.02.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I squirted so much! πŸ’¦

Any volunteers to lie underneath me next time? 🀀

19.02.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 674 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 1

Jeopardy and chill sounds like fun (but the chill can only happen during commercial breaks and after the episode is over).

18.02.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cooking

17.02.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ordered mine! So glad these came back.

16.02.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Valentine’s Day, ya filthy gooners πŸ’•

14.02.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

My thoughts exactly!

15.02.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t be sad, go get a tattoo πŸ•Ί

Don’t be sad, go get a tattoo πŸ’ƒ

Don’t be sad, go get a tattoo πŸͺ©

15.02.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

If you ain’t tryna make out before we get to it, I don’t want it.

15.02.2026 06:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A new tattoo would solve none of my problems, but it would certainly make me feel better.

15.02.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally watched Pillion. Definitely going on my Best of 2026 list.

14.02.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀀

13.02.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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On Fridays we post cock. Happy #FCF (and Friday the 13th to those who observe)!

13.02.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So we all had the same childhood πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

13.02.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I wish you were pleasuring me like this 🀀

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30.01.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 489 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

I always tell myself to post more than just nudes here but then forget 😝.

Anyway how are you all this thirsty Thursday?

12.02.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t been to the barber and the mustache is getting a bit wild πŸ˜‚

12.02.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Got stretched and pounded by @bullybarrett.bsky.social's big dick πŸ˜ˆπŸ†πŸ€€

10.02.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 1024 πŸ” 117 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Did the dishes, did my taxes, and got groceries. At the very least I deserve to have my ass eaten as a reward.

07.02.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AI porn is weird. Stop reposting that shit.

06.02.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1