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the only valid take on gender is "gender is a performance and i am being booed offstage"

09.03.2026 03:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

every extraction shooter i see looks like the most miserable thing. why would i want "deep rock galactic but it's got PvP"

09.03.2026 03:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rule number one of being incredibly lazy at work is that if you find a way to automate your tasks you never say that in a place your boss can see or hear which is why, even by their own terms, people that won't shut up about LLM coding are dumb as rocks. "Yeah, that was all me man" is what you say.

05.03.2026 04:25 👍 1272 🔁 190 💬 16 📌 15

ah, players ...

05.03.2026 03:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my secret is that i no longer have a "plan" for the "plot". i simply put the players in a situation and roll with it

05.03.2026 00:04 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

stop trying to draw units and start trying to draw figures. take a life drawing class. no more gacha--

05.03.2026 00:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

neither of these is the most bizarre thing in the film but the most bizarre thing in the film requires roughly an hour of the movie as context, so,

05.03.2026 00:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it also has a scene where someone does CPR to the Macarena

04.03.2026 23:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

just watched Titane while slightly delirious with a fever, as the director intended

04.03.2026 23:42 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

some trees you need 2 of, but yeah I have 3 apple trees + 1 plum in my yard and they are doing fine (the apples are garbage but that's because I'm too lazy to do the tree maintenance required to get good apples)

04.03.2026 20:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wanna see Isaac Chotiner interview Eric Andre.

04.03.2026 20:07 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i've met people who have worked on submarines (because I am from Memphis) (there's a naval base right near Memphis because the Navy trains on the Mississippi) and "inhumane + barely viable for combat" does sound accurate based on former submariners' descriptions

04.03.2026 20:28 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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List of ships sunk by submarines by death toll - Wikipedia

Wiki only lists two with > 150 fatalities (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of..., sorted by date) so I'd guess that the number has to be < 20 (just because most ships worth attacking with a submarine have > 100 crew)

04.03.2026 20:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thanks!!

27.02.2026 00:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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How far back in time can you understand English? An experiment in language change

@thaliarchus.bsky.social (1) i'm dying to know what you think of this: www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...

(2) are there, like, "we kept all the words but modernized the spellings" printings of middle english poetry? because i found i started having trouble when i started seeing euens

26.02.2026 00:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A book called "polysecure: Attachment, Trauma, and Consensual Nonmonogamy" by Jessica Fern

A book called "polysecure: Attachment, Trauma, and Consensual Nonmonogamy" by Jessica Fern

Remember to rotate your polycule's safewords every 90 days
ensure your firewalls are up to date
check that there's no unwanted apps with access to your polycule's discord
double-check the sharing settings on your onboarding powerpoints
make sure your plex/jellyfin servers are not open to the net

25.02.2026 23:30 👍 675 🔁 141 💬 9 📌 2

shuttle perfec t size for put 74 pass senger in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort 74 passenger sleep soundly put 74 passenger in friend space shuttle. no problems ever in space shuttle because good Shape and Support for 74 passenger neck weak of big human head. Good love for 74 passengers in sh

23.02.2026 23:40 👍 41 🔁 16 💬 4 📌 1

We got you.

23.02.2026 20:56 👍 1317 🔁 380 💬 17 📌 16

If you break up a snowball fight you get a snowball, simple as that; the only handing it to the cops i will be doing is they didn't use guns in response

24.02.2026 18:16 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

an example you can see in the EN loc is that they use patate instead of pomme de terre.

my housemate who speaks normand français says that "patate" is the only sensible option. he also believes this is true of septante (which in ~standard~ French is "soixante-dix" or "sixty-ten")

25.02.2026 05:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ok i finished the video and the one thing i wish it covered that it does not cover is the use of nonstandard French in the game. because i sure have seen several internet arguments that go like "these lyrics are nonsense" -> "THEY'RE IN OCCITAN YOU PARISIAN FUCK"

25.02.2026 05:26 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(...and i also think that Near A Tomato is wall-to-wall neo-colonialism. but i am a known Near A Tomato hater)

25.02.2026 04:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

me at 1:01:28: "PORTRAIT OF ROSS IN LA MENTIONED"

25.02.2026 04:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

anyway i'm now an hour in and the only thing i really disagree with is whether the Art Deco Mansion is a good idea (i think it's great specifically *because* it does not fit in artistically with the rest of the game)

25.02.2026 04:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Expedition 33 : Entre Nationalisme, Misogynie et Haine de l'Etranger.
Expedition 33 : Entre Nationalisme, Misogynie et Haine de l'Etranger. YouTube video by ache

Tired: Watching 90 minute foreign films with subtitles.
Wired: Watching 90 minute foreign youtube essays with subtitles.

(This has been genuinely fascinating so far, and gotten me to think a lot more about french identity and history.) youtu.be/Z8M8q80bTKg

25.02.2026 03:13 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1

there is a limit to how mad i can be at E33 because i played it after a game that starts with "patho" and ends with "logic" (again: social media search was a mistake) and after that everything else is a shining beacon of marxist feminism in comparison--

25.02.2026 03:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

host just called me white for my taste in music. which is fair

25.02.2026 03:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i do think i disagree with the video author about some of the other nominated games (which i'm not naming here because social media search was a mistake) being inherently progressive because the first 2 they name are giant, laughably incoherent projects--

25.02.2026 03:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

me, a person who knows like 5 words of French, looking at that video title: "oui, la misogynie ..."

25.02.2026 03:36 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

excellent. funy joke

25.02.2026 03:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0