Jessica Nettles

Stunt tomato!

The giant tomatoes sing off-key like Tiny Tim.

It’s worse than Night of the Lepus, which at least made sense.

“Horror Horticulturalist”-wonder if he’s dealt with kudzu…

What happened to all those horrid hotel drapes from the 70s anyway?

So, now it’s “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes: the Musical?!”

Yeah, heavy narcotics…it was the 70s.

I feel like high levels of narcotics played a part in the production of this movie.

For half a second, I thought Jim was Larry Hagman.

Instead, he’s like bargain basement Larry Hagman.

There are congressional leaders in the field of killer tomatoes?

We should be so lucky.

That’s about the size of the table this morning at the coffee shop!

Tomatoes swim in the ocean?

Sea tomatoes?!

Let’s do this!

Did he say the guy was “Mason Dixon?!”

I thought he was a monster hunter.

#attackofthekillertomatoes

Crochet is repped in this movie!

The last time I watched Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, I was in my teens.

Yes, I can still sing the theme.

Watching Attack of the Killer Tomatoes on Svengoolie. Rumor has it that @tonythescribe.bsky.social is doing this as well.

Let the mayhem begin.

@svengoolieofficial.bsky.social

I heard this on NPR and just about spit my coffee this morning. This is some high level satire.

I’ve had to learn that a sharp tongue is not always the best thing. This is difficult for someone whose primary mode of defense is snark and sarcasm.

Saturday Multiverse schedule for Jessica Nettles: 10 am-Beam Me Down, Scotty! 2:30 pm-Item Box 5:30 pm-Alien Autopsy You can also find her at the Falstaff Books table!

Sunday Multiverse schedule for Jessica: 10 am-Unsheathed Follow her on Instagram, BlueSky, and Mastodon. @steampunkenglish Www.jessicanettlesauthor.com

Hope to see folks at Mulitverse next weekend!

I will also be at the signing table Saturday from 11:15am-12:15 pm. I may also have some creeepygurumi in tow.

Lots going on right now. My next big thing is Multiverse, but before that, you can see me on This Week in Indies on the Go Indie Now Network (YouTube) on Sunday, October 15 at Noon EST. We’ll be talking about banned books. It’s sure to be radical.

#itstimetogoindienow

This is SweetPea.

SweetPea is an adventurous outdoor kitten my daughter has been watching over.

This morning, she broke her leg after some cat math miscalculation!

Please donate to her emergency fund for surgery. The doc has to remove her leg.

SweetPea, my daughter, and her partner say thanks!

Amigurumi skeleton, witch, pumpkin, and ghost that I made for a show.

Meet me and my little friends next weekend (Saturday, September 30) in Acworth, GA at the Time Traveling Book Fair from 10am-2pm! We will also be selling copies of my novel, The Children of Menlo Park as well as the anthologies Lonely Hollows and League of Monsters.

Come out and see us!

I’m trying to figure out exactly how this platform plays into my social media identity. It’s hard to juggle so many different places, so I figure I’ll eventually trim out the platforms I don’t like. Stay tuned.

Friday: Graded all morning. Still not finished. Too tired to figure out something fun to do.

Is it just me, or can y’all smell autumn in the air?

So this is BlueSky. Nice!

Hi, everyone! Door’s open. Let the conversation begin.

Keep it civil, please.