Mystic, a black and white tuxedo cat sits upright on a wood floor, facing left in profile. She has a solid black head and back with a large white chest and bib patch, white paws, and bright yellow-green eyes.
Profile: Floof
from time to time I consider that basically everything with a spine likes being pet, and due to the vagaries of hand evolution Team Human has the best petters in the game
Poppyseed, an all-black cat with a few white hairs, sticks her tongue out as she stares off into the middle distance
Truly an exceptional specimen
that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it
anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love
Tesco the golden retriever standing out on the porch in the sun, smiling real big at the camera like a very good girl
Things bad, dogs good
Fluffy gray tabby attacking a feather wand with the sort of zeal that’s frankly alarming. And cute.
If The Morning Monty cannot have sun, he will have VIOLENCE.
i am not willing to compromise on basic human rights to win over mythical shithead voters
it is my job to go out in the world and virtue signal my full throated support of marginalized people under attack.
you try to come for trans people, you gotta come through me, motherfucker
This morning’s new snow is ridiculous, uncalled for, and if I may say so, personally offensive.
Honestly just fire all the men.
Into space.
some of the olympic women including maddie mastro have been reposting this if you’re curious about the vibe in response to the US men’s little display
This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)
look if a Democrat wants me to be really fired up about voting for them, they will promulgate the Crimes Against Humanity Reparations Act which gives US citizenship to everyone targeted by the Trump administration.
Puffy gray tripod tabby stretching out well beyond the limits of his cardboard window chaise - catching every bit of light and warmth with his tummy.
ahhhh
Photo of a black and white tuxedo kitten with only one eye which is gold in color, looking up brightly to the left with a red curtain in the background.
photo of a fluffy white cat who looks very soft, caught in the middle of cleaning her belly so she's got one foot up in the air displaying the big tufts of white fur between her pink toe beans.
People are requesting more Marcel and Francie so here are a couple more recent pics! The one of Francie showing off her magnificent tufted beans was just yesterday. 🫘
A collection of six ominous bird valentines set against a background of pink hearts. In the first one, a Canada Goose looks angry and hisses and the text says "Baby, I'll make you fall head over heels if you approach within 10m of my nest." In the second, an American white pelican opens its mouth to eat the reader and the text says "There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want this one." In the third valentine, a Black Vulture looks suspiciously at the reader and the text says "I will love you until you die. And after that, I'll love you even more." A Southern Cassowary stands proudly against the heart-covered background. The text says "My wattles are red. My head is blue. My deadly reputation has been somewhat overblown, but I'd kill for you." In the fifth valentine, a Northern Giant-Petrel stands open-billed next to a large brown furry object, and the text says "Let's seal the deal by sharing a 3000 kg elephant seal carcass." In panel 6, a happy-looking Bearded Vulture holds a bone in its beak, and the text says "I love every part of you, especially your bones."
Ominous bird valentines.
a white crowned robin chat stands atop a book titled “a dumb birds field guide to the worst birds ever”
that’s it, i’ve finally taken my best photo of all time 😅
(this chubster is an unapologetic beggar so don’t feel bad for him)
🧪🌍 #bird #birb
So I realize that stopping fascism is #1 on the menu, but we must push HARD for Medicare for All.
Our taxes should be for the health and common welfare of the people. Prevention is the best cure.
We don't need another billion dollar bomber. We need billion dollar healthcare.
Every Winter Olympics I think of Surya Bonaly. I hope she is thriving.
the polish figure skating team in the kiss and cry holding a plush pierogi
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:
THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
photo of olive, an orange tabby cat, standing next to a wooden coffee table. her mouth is open, mid-meow
when u see mother is eating bread and butter
Just told my house rep’s voicemail that I cannot believe they would think for a second about giving more money to the people who are tear-gassing and kidnapping children
Like what the fuck is wrong with you guys
ICE is running a “conveyor belt” of illegally detained Minnesota families.
Agents are arresting entire families with legal status and immediately shipping them off to Texas to deny them legal representation and avoid the federal courts in Minnesota.
The cruelty is endless.
A fine is merely the cost of doing business. We need to be throwing C-suite level people in jail.
close up photo of a sheepadoodle dog standing and looking direcly at the camera. her topknot/pompom is gathered in a pink hair elastic.
I only put the hair elastic on so I could trim Kiff's head - but it's SO CUTE 😂 (it's off now, lol)
#DogsOfBluesky #becurious
I intend to be a menace this week. An absolute menace.
Mochi, a red and white corgi, contorted into a weird ball while resting against my husband on the couch. she is sort of on her butt with her shoulders against my husband and her head against the back of the couch. her back foot is against her forehead
anyways here is Mochi’s resting position today, she’s normal
Just found a note from my kids teacher on Class Dojo that she got in trouble because she saw the boys playing the paper football game at lunch and asked them how to play and then bet her dessert and won 4 other kids desserts and then admitted to the teacher she's been playing with me since she was 3
Fluffy gray tabby with exceptional whiskers and ear tufts. He is upside down with his front feet up in bunny-mode, chin to the sky, a bristled white spray of whiskers rising up and his lone fag sticking out.
consider if you will: this cat and his fang
cat eating noodles very seriously
“you can’t ignore your problems forever” i can actually
