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Amanda Valentine

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Headmistress of the Finishing School for Young Games, freelance fiction and RPG editor, Jinkx's cat-mom, cross stitch fanatic, probably some other stuff https://www.finishingschool.games/ https://ko-fi.com/stressstitching (my free cross stitch designs)

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And the Lord Said v2 - Amanda's Stress Stitching Patterns's Ko-fi Shop The second cross stitch pattern in what is likely to be a series. The God I was raised to believe in has little to do with the god who is often used t...

If world events make you want to stab something many times, I got you - stress stitching! Easy patterns, often snarky messages, free (although tips welcome). Here's one of my newest ko-fi.com/s/289de07c03 The pattern says fuck; I like to keep my ko-fi shop rated G-ish #crossstitch

04.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're also frequently amused by Cirque-de-squirrele out the wall of windows in our kitchen area that looks out on our miniforest of oak, hemlock, and rhododendron. They're endlessly amusing as they go careening from branch to branch.

04.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Somewhat lost in the fog of war (perhaps the purpose of that fog)… HCR’s post on the night of Feb 27 describes what appears to be an organized crime and drug trafficking ring involving Jeffrey Epstein and 14 others.

01.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 356 πŸ” 141 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
Illustration of a fluffy black cat lying on green grass with small flowers under a blue textured sky. The cat looks tired and the text says: β€œI would like some spring, please.”

Illustration of a fluffy black cat lying on green grass with small flowers under a blue textured sky. The cat looks tired and the text says: β€œI would like some spring, please.”

04.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 725 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 8
Smashwords – Sitewide Sale

Happy Read an Ebook Week! To help you find a book to celebrate, you can find my entire collection at a promotional price at @Smashwords from March 1 - March 7. Find my books and many more at www.smashwords.com/sale #ebookweek26 #Smashwords

My books:
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02.03.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! That’s awesome!!!

04.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cross stitch of a blue shark with the text β€˜trans rights or I bites’ around it. The design is framed in a circular embroidery hoop with blue pom-poms around it.

A cross stitch of a blue shark with the text β€˜trans rights or I bites’ around it. The design is framed in a circular embroidery hoop with blue pom-poms around it.

Chomp chomp!

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#CrossStitch #TransRights

28.02.2026 12:55 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Visit Amanda's Stress Stitching Patterns's Shop! I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

As always, my cross stitch patters are free to download and stitch, but donations appreciated. These two patterns, like most of my patterns, are beginner friendly and made entirely of full stitches - no partials, back stitches, or knots. #ArtIsResistance ko-fi.com/stressstitch...

01.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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And the Lord Said v2 - Amanda's Stress Stitching Patterns's Ko-fi Shop The second cross stitch pattern in what is likely to be a series. The God I was raised to believe in has little to do with the god who is often used t...

They're a little big, probably fit a 8x10 frame best, but I love the fancy font at the top. Might make a nice pillow on 14 ct cloth, if you can sew! Maybe I'll also do easier-to-frame versions eventually.
2. on the rights of trans people and the horrors of what Kansas has done ko-fi.com/s/289de07c03

01.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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And the Lord Said v1 - Amanda's Stress Stitching Patterns's Ko-fi Shop The first cross stitch pattern in what is likely to be a series. The God I was raised to believe in has little to do with the god who is often used to...

As is typical, I vent my anger through cross stitch patterns. Here are the first 2 in what may be a series: And the Lord said... with my interpretations of what the God I grew up believing in would say to those who justify atrocities with their faith.
1. on war and violence ko-fi.com/s/15119390f9

01.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

26.02.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, Mellie, that’s so scary! (You have someone professional you can talk to, yeah?) Can you borrow a friend’s large dog for sleepovers for awhile? Just the presence/bark is a threat, even if the dog is actually very gentle - our Labrador retrievers made people wary

26.02.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I doubt it will ever get THAT complicated!

24.02.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love LoudPanda. I want to keep playing her heists at each con I'm at with @toastyseahorse.bsky.social to see how her world expands. It's such a delightfully silly crime filled world as she lives paycheck to paycheck in the logical(ish) future of the gig economy

24.02.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Blue Dress
Blue Dress YouTube video by Depeche Mode - Topic

I gave a task two difficulty levels in #OCB2nd. @ayvalentine.bsky.social and @clarkvalentine.bsky.social both got five successes on their individual tasks, so they were able to escape undetected.

Security was a little preoccupied with a car blasting Blue Dress on the property.

23.02.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never sacrifice clarity for the sake of word count, especially if that clarity is in another book! (So I’m officially agreeing with you here)

21.02.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We had so much fun! Perfect game for a few quietish hours at a con - quick set up (character & setting personalization), streamlined play experience, played on a table in the lobby with no problem. And crowd funding creative nonviolent but effective vigilante justice might have a future? 😜

21.02.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Less than 14% of the 400,000 immigrants arrested by the Trump regime in the last year had charges or convictions for violent crimes.

It was never about going after the β€œworst of the worst.” It was always about terrorizing communities.

Democrats must refuse to fund this cruelty.

09.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 2151 πŸ” 616 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 20

Again, without any normal kinds of protection and at ridiculous speeds β€œHere’s a kid’s snowsuit and a good helmet. Have fun!”

09.02.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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National Zoo welcomes first Asian elephant calf in over 25 years The Smithsonian’s National Zoo welcomed a rare new addition on Monday, a female elephant calf, marking the zoo’s first elephant birth in more than 25 years.

Baby elephant 🐘🍼 πŸ₯°

09.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I don’t fully understand mixed doubles curling, but I love it! We ordered a TV package for this month that gives us a lot of access so we can always move away from not-actually-sports coverage

09.02.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Governor-hopeful Stacy Garrity says she’d work with Trump administration on Pa.’s elections Republican gubernatorial hopeful Stacy Garrity said Friday afternoon that she would cooperate with President Donald Trump’s administration in running Pennsylvania’s elections.

If this doesn't disqualify Stacy Garrity from ever getting near the PA Governor's seat, I don't know what does.

Garrity intends to hand PA elections over to Trump.
Not no but hell no, ma'am.
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09.02.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 516 πŸ” 236 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 13

They really are! Do this thing but with lethal blades on your feet. Do this thing but basically unprotected at speeds humans were never meant to go. Everything but faster and deadlier and colder.

09.02.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m glad I can mostly tune it out, but sometimes it’s a near thing. I wonder how loud it is on site? In the Women’s Big Air it looked like the drone almost got in the way a few times - that can’t be helpful!

09.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably to shoot down those noisy drone cameras

09.02.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so annoying! I wonder if the athletes hear it

09.02.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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FAQs for This Weekend’s Bad Bunny Concert Featuring Football What time is kickoff? The Bad Bunny concert kicks off around 8:00 or 8:30 p.m., but there will be pre-concert entertainment starting at 6:30 p.m. f...

Q: How much is the NFL paying Bad Bunny for the privilege of playing football during and after his concert?

A: In what can only be described as a display of unprecedented magnanimity, Bad Bunny has allowed the NFL to showcase their sport at his concert for free.

08.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 8

Democratizing the arts looks like universal income, low-barrier grants for both emerging and working artists, well-funded municipal arts & recreation programs, vibrant third spaces, and a well-funded public school system with progressive curriculum.

Not a free pass for corporate-owned slop engines.

07.02.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 4396 πŸ” 1900 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 20

To reject the US as a fundamentally American country with a deep shared history and commonality with the rest of the Americas, including that Spanish has long been our de facto national second language, is on a deep level anti-American. It's hating actual American culture and history and tradition.

09.02.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 6442 πŸ” 1087 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 47

Macbeth: So long as nobody was from their mother's womb untimely ripped we're good.

Narrator: 32% of all births in the United States are Caesarean.

09.02.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0