Bro my wife is gonna see this 🫢🫢 the scandal!
17.02.2026 22:19
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Bro my wife is gonna see this 🫢🫢 the scandal!
Dude imagine how hot I’d be if I got good sleep
Our “mean” foster sisters then and now 😊🫶🏼
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Gotta see my fuckass uncle at my grandmas birthday and I HOPE he says something crazy so I can bring up how he lost custody of my cousins
Same Same
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What’s the max speed someone can walk to the bathroom without making it obvious they’re about to blow their pants out?
I know there’s cracks in bathroom stalls to keep people from doing “illegal things” but honestly I’m fine with someone doing crack in there if it also means that strangers aren’t getting a flip book show of me wiping my ass as they pass by
Genuinely. The amount of times I’ve been asked if I’m in therapy when I think I’m just having a normal conversation is getting out of hand:
Within 5 minutes of meeting my psychiatrist she goes {unprompted} “I see a lot of anxiety in you”
To which I was like…yeah diva that’s why I’m here
Someone needs to try again
Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay! Episode 3 of heated rivalry
Justice for MY Smoothie King! | HEATED RIVALRY | Watch and React | Episode 01x03
youtu.be/1HK1XIhwVJQ
Come watch me watch the gay boys on Heated Rivalry
youtu.be/IyT0sEZSJqI?...
“I could never wish death upon someone”
Okay well I could so move over and hand me the mic.
FALLOUT is back!!!! Let’s gooooo
That’s NOT Good Soup | FALLOUT | Season 2 | Watch and React | 02x01
youtu.be/YJgSzku3ysE
I’m sorry to let you all down 😞
Everyone already thinks I’m a twink so enjoy me watching this gay shit
HEATED RIVALRY
Wait…This Isn’t Blades of Glory? | Lesbian watches HEATED RIVALRY for the first time!
youtu.be/SSSwCuyB_uk
Now why the hell did my HOME SECURITY APP just give me a “year in review”
Spotify, look what you’ve done…
If someone held a gun to my head and said I had an hour to explain health insurgence to them I’d say save us both time and pull the trigger
Don’t ever downplay my success
If you’ve ever wanted a dummy who barely understands Stranger Things to explain the show to you… here ya go
youtu.be/9MQh98zMghA?...
I asked if he was aware of sliding scale therapy
100mph turn into a burning building
…huh?
Watch me watch But I’m a Cheerleader for the first time
youtu.be/UxurzoOghdw?...
My Trump loving brother is having a baby so inevitably when he asks me for money to support it I’ll just tell him to use his 5K check from DOGE :)
What I look like when I kiss my wife 😔🤘🏼
