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Retired USMC. Inveterate shenanigator. Texas Aggie. UChicago Maroon. Devoted Chicagoan ✶✶✶✶. Non-sufferer of fools and the unkind.

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a man is standing in a closet with a irish shirt hanging on the wall . Alt: Conan O'Brien in a gift shop throwing boxes of bags of taytos yelling "TAAAAAYYYTOOOOOS!"
05.03.2026 01:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's a solid chain restaurant beef. Not the most amazing but it's good and usually pretty consistent.

05.03.2026 01:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An excellent option.

04.03.2026 02:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok, but for real. Has he said it yet? Cue up the "Bart says the line" gif.

04.03.2026 01:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When did you reenlist?

03.03.2026 23:41 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I once correctly used "zenith" in a flight brief. The level of {confused dog stare} in the room was classic.

03.03.2026 23:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For lunch today I made a top tier grilled cheese. But then I realized that while swiss and cheddar are a solid combo, what other magic could I bring to the GC realm? Pepper jack? Gouda? I don't know. What are your go to cheeses, oh people of Bsky?

03.03.2026 19:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

At least Leeroy already had his team aligned behind him and they *had* a plan. Leeroy didn't follow it, but still. Planning had occurred.

03.03.2026 16:00 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Well then we're even. But Jimmy John's is pretty good too.

03.03.2026 02:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn you, Wes. You got me.

03.03.2026 01:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was just wondering if I can claim this as a holiday outside of Illinois.

02.03.2026 14:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man and woman are sitting next to each other in a church . Alt: Screenshot from "The Good Place". Jason and Tahani sit on benches on the train. Jason says "Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, Boom! Right away, I had a different problem."
02.03.2026 13:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just call them a "depth charge" like they do and you're all set.

01.03.2026 18:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, he is the king of road kill.

27.02.2026 22:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*I'm* not the one taking the Constitution's name in vain.

27.02.2026 22:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Super curious where it mentions AI in the Constitution.

27.02.2026 21:31 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do *I* need a 4am bar? Absolutely not. Do I need them to exist, especially for the youths? Absolutely.

27.02.2026 19:48 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bay of pigs. Accurate for them.

25.02.2026 23:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bronagh Tumulty is an absolute joy to watch. How the hell do you fire her?

24.02.2026 17:59 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

It was in the first half. I didn't see him get caught in a tackle or anything. There was a sprint down the field, he called for a medic and then told both captains he had to go. Something along the lines of "my body has failed me".

21.02.2026 16:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need to figure out what happened to the ref in the Ireland vs England match.

21.02.2026 16:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When I first looked at this picture, I thought he was wearing a sparkly crown. Turns out, just lines of snow on the mountains. I'm kind of disappointed for him because he was rocking that crown.

20.02.2026 15:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses is holding a bat in his hand . Alt: Bill Swersky's super fans.
20.02.2026 00:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Miss you too!

18.02.2026 03:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Next time I see you IRL, I want to hear that.

18.02.2026 02:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Flight crew respond strongly to the energy we're given. If you're cool or at least not an ass, we will go to the limit to help. Mess with my crew and wouldn't you know it? We just got a mechanical issue. Bummer. So sad. Much regrets.

17.02.2026 21:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

"The pilot explained that if he was fired he would need to land the plane immediately while another pilot was found to continue the mission to Washington". aka Fuck you, make me.

17.02.2026 20:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What a missed opportunity

15.02.2026 20:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"the boys took a beating on that one". Wow. Between crotchgate, the on air infidelity confession and this, it has been a very...ballsy Olympics

11.02.2026 20:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Diagonally, like a sandwich.

11.02.2026 00:49 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0